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2006-06-18 06:30:32 · 12 answers · asked by Zelda Hunter 7 in Business & Finance Corporations

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On my daughter's stroller it said "do not fold with baby inside"!

2006-06-18 06:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by CharKaye 3 · 1 1

I don't think this is actually a disclaimer, but on the back of a nutrition bar I read the following: (blank) bar is especially good for children,women, the elderly, and men. Gee....did they leave anybody out? LOL they could have just said "good for humans"

2006-06-18 13:37:36 · answer #2 · answered by heypbk2 2 · 0 0

It's actually a road sign, but all over Michigan they have signs on two-lane highways that say:

"Do Not Pass While Opposing Traffic Present"

What's next, "Close Door While Driving?", "Pants on in Public"?

2006-06-19 01:04:44 · answer #3 · answered by question 2 · 0 0

The one for claritin says it has side effects similar to sugar pill and placaebo. Ever notice how claritin doesn't work most of the time? I wonder if that's because it IS a placaebo!

2006-06-18 13:40:20 · answer #4 · answered by Rockstar 6 · 0 0

On a really geeky website...

"Reuse of any data from this website will result in prosecution to fullest extent of Klingon law."

2006-06-18 13:37:34 · answer #5 · answered by Tommy L 2 · 0 0

It was one of the TV car ads, i forget which car company it was, but they had a car driving underwater for a ways then it popped out. At the bottom of the screen was - PROFESSIONAL DRIVER - DO NOT ATTEMPT.

2006-06-18 13:33:14 · answer #6 · answered by BobTheBizGuru 4 · 0 0

On a spray-can of adhesive, clearly printed in english, "If you cannot read the instructions on this can, have someone explain them to you"

2006-06-18 19:58:05 · answer #7 · answered by Kevin H 1 · 0 0

I love the ones that are on sleeping pills, "warning, may cause drowsiness, do not drive or operate machinery" Well duh! I've just taken a sleeping pill cuz I can't sleep, I know, I'll drive to the construction yard and improve my bulldozer skills.....

2006-06-18 13:36:03 · answer #8 · answered by darkness_returns 4 · 0 0

I think it was on a hair dryer and it said, "Do not use while sleeping." I'm glad they put that one on there... I was always blow-drying my hair in my sleep, and never realized it was dangerous... :-p

2006-06-18 13:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by TwinMommyJen 2 · 0 0

The one on CHILDREN'S cough syrup that states,"do not drive or operate machinery."

2006-06-18 13:45:00 · answer #10 · answered by breeze1 4 · 0 0

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