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2006-06-18 05:32:13 · 20 answers · asked by jhnmttngly09 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

20 answers

Get a fire extinguisher, take it...and hit yourself on the head with it.

2006-06-18 05:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by martster38 4 · 1 0

After ten minutes turn him over and then after another ten minutes start mopping bbq sauce on him and when it is nice and blackened take the cat off the grill and slice it up and serve it to your guests with a bottle of night train express at room temperature.

2006-06-18 12:50:47 · answer #2 · answered by windyy 5 · 0 0

Well, if your cat is metaphorically on fire like "Look at my cat, man. He's really tearin' up the catnip! He's on fire!" then you probably should just let him keep on keepin' on. If your cat is literally on fire then you should throw water on him and report yourself to animal welfare.

2006-06-18 12:36:48 · answer #3 · answered by leonard_leroy 3 · 0 0

Sell it to the fire brigade as a siren.
Alternatively, get out some sausages and some beer and have a barbi.
Party on, dude!

2006-06-18 12:34:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

call 911, or throw your cat to the pool.

2006-06-18 12:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by Goldlion168 2 · 0 0

Go to the health department!

2006-06-18 13:59:57 · answer #6 · answered by BORED AT WORK 5 · 0 0

Let your p u s s y get good and hot then eat the p u s s y:)

2006-06-18 12:37:28 · answer #7 · answered by whitetrashwithmoney 5 · 0 0

Well, you must have poured gas on it so just let it run around until it runs out of gas.

2006-06-18 12:47:24 · answer #8 · answered by Rick 7 · 0 0

Put it out with a bucket of water.

2006-06-18 12:35:55 · answer #9 · answered by tigerjayne 7 · 0 0

lol your funny.
Roll your cat on the floor.

2006-06-18 12:40:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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