2006-06-18 05:25:53 · 24 answers · asked by Rhapsody 4 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Because it's our best friend and provides us so much pleasure from little boys to old f--ts like me. The real name of my penis is Richard Farthingham III but you can just call him "Dick"!
2006-06-18 08:19:22 · answer #1 · answered by doctor feelgood 5 · 5⤊ 5⤋
The same reason, women give their breasts a nickname. Which is, they are nuts, and very few people actually do this.
2006-06-18 12:28:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Mr. Hello There" says it's to make it easier for men to talk about sex. Plus he thinks it's fun. If you can name your computer, your goldfish or your arm (your arm has a name, right?) why not this?
2006-06-18 12:28:55 · answer #3 · answered by Yoooink! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it makes one feels comfortable to talk about in the public. you don't usually said: "Hey, my penis in about 8 inches long, how about yours?" instead maybe: : Hey the 'dragon' of mine is about 9 inches long, how about that 'worm' of yours?"
2006-06-18 13:27:11 · answer #4 · answered by Ristlin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they have a mind of their own, that's why a guy has 2 heads. 2 separate entities in one body.
2006-06-18 12:28:12 · answer #5 · answered by Krissy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In order to write it off as a dependent , the I.R.S requires it to have a name!!!
2006-06-18 13:34:13 · answer #6 · answered by Sea Ray Dealer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because we don't like taking orders from a stranger.
2006-06-18 13:06:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, it's usually a name that was coined by a former lover.
2006-06-18 12:28:12 · answer #8 · answered by -:¦:-SKY-:¦:- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a macho thing. odd isn't it how proud they are of there penis . all it does is gets young women into trouble. ignore their smut. (I am not a prude but it is totally unnessecary
2006-06-18 12:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by mysticmo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it is always with them and never leaves them. That's a true friend and it deserves a name.
(I guess it does leave them when they are hard, but it doesn't detach)
2006-06-18 12:29:16 · answer #10 · answered by lola 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We do? *What's your name down there?* lol. Not all men do that. It's usually something their girlfriend named it.
*DOWN THOR!*
2006-06-18 12:27:16 · answer #11 · answered by Thomas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋