Bring me a platter of your finest meats and cheeses!!!!
2006-06-18 04:20:53 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Sorry, I only worship tape measures, not rulers.
2006-06-18 04:23:45 · answer #1 · answered by tamumd 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I will do the Mexican Hat Dance, pour the meats and cheeses into the front of your pants, then kick you in the groin six times to smash it all in. Then I shall kill you with a can of beans and dump your body at the nearest Wal-Mart shampoo aisle. After that, I shall do the Mexican Hat Dance again.
2006-06-18 05:01:22 · answer #2 · answered by darcinater 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like ahow everyone is telling you that they will only worship their one true god...jeez if you can't see the humor don't answer the question. BTW I will bring you fine meats and cheeses and I shall kick you in the groin when I come to deliver them and then give them instead to the one true god, thats right "Papa Bear" George Halas...
2006-06-18 04:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by nagurski3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not worship anyone but the one true God... who sent his only Son to Earth to die on the Cross to pay for our sins in order to give us a chance at eternity by His side... only those who believe in the Son will get that chance.
2006-06-18 04:23:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're an imposter!Meat Wad is the true ruler.
2006-06-18 04:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by kojackamus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i dont worship my rulers. occassionaly,however, i kneel and bow down to pick up a protractor or a calculator on the floor.
2006-06-18 04:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never will i worship anyone or anything besides God himself.Good luck with that whole thing anyways.
2006-06-18 04:25:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's your meat and cheese, but I will not worship you. sorry.
2006-06-18 04:25:57 · answer #8 · answered by farside76 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont worship drink cups
2006-06-18 04:23:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I worship u,, can u get me Cristiano Ronaldo 2 marry? ~_^
2006-06-18 04:25:57 · answer #10 · answered by Queenie106 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By throwing a cannibalistic coup.
2006-06-18 08:14:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋