what is the funniest thing u've ever done or witnessed while drinking?
2006-06-18 03:15:53 · 20 answers · asked by infinitefair 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Last night, at the bowling alley, I got sloshed and started falling down in the lane when I was bowling.. then I left with the bowling shoes on, realized it, went and turned them back in, and accused the shoe guy of stealing my shoes. I had no idea where I had left them, so I left with no shoes...
2006-06-18 03:18:33 · answer #1 · answered by Robert B 3 · 13⤊ 0⤋
One New Years Eve, I helped a buddy of mine finish off a half gallon of Four Roses Whiskey... I left his place and started up the street, when I heard a lot of noise coming toward me... It turned out to be a bunch of trees, walking down the middle of the cross street, singing...
Shaking my head and feeling more than a little foolish, I turned around to see if anyone else saw the trees, or more to the point, me watching them... Sure enough, standing on the other corner was a girl... She was wearing the thinnest, shortest, yellow sun dress, I'd ever seen... Bare in mind, IT'S STILL New Years Eve, and now close to three AM, and... we're in CHICAGO, ILL...
But being the true player that I was, I walked over to her and started a conversation... She was pleasant and laughed a lot, and she even said she saw the trees too... So at that point, I asked her if she wanted to go back to my place, which by the way, was only my bedroom in my parents house... But she said yes, So I put my arm around her waist, whispered in her ear, " let's go get this party started ", then quickly turned her to me, and kissed her...
Imagine my surprise, and the reason to this day I no longer drink Four Roses, when the splinters from the, wooden telephone pole I was holding, punctured my lips and tongue...!!!!!
2006-06-18 04:23:23 · answer #2 · answered by RIBMASTER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that I remember, but it happened in high school. I got drunk at my friend house and puked. Another friend brought me outside to let me finish and stood me up at the back of the garage. Well, at the back of the garage is about a 50 foot drop off at about a 45 degree angle. Needless to say but I guess I lost my balance and rolled down to the bottom of the hill. But my friends couldn't find me because I rolled into some bushes (everybody thought I just walked home or something and didn't think anything about it). I woke up the next morning in a pile of my own vomit in some thick bushes and didn't know where I was at. Not a good feeling but slightly amusing.
2006-06-18 03:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by kris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once made my mate jump off an 8 meter balconey into this huge shrub, which he destroyed, and then he rolled down a bank and onto the road below. He made it back up, really all bloody and covered in red mud, so he collapses into the pool and turns it the colour of treated sewage. What was funniest though, was it was this 21st birthday we had crashed, and we were unwelcome 16 year old punks, and they were yuppie wankers.
I guess you had to be there.
2006-06-18 03:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by corpuscollossus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a friend at a new years eve party take a shot of everclear, on fire mind you, without blowing out the flame first , singe all his facial hair and the front of his hair on his head off oh and he also when throwing the shot glass down in pain splashed it up on the curtains over the sink catching them on fire as well.....he spent the next 4 hours in the bathroom with ice, cold water and embarrasement to deal with and it was only 5:30 in the evening....FOOLISH but HILARIOUS!!!!!
2006-06-18 03:19:27 · answer #5 · answered by Steve K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God...just one?? lol I have too many!
I guess it would have to be one time in high school when my friends and I were out cruising and drinking and we stopped to pee outside (I grew up in a small town!) and I fell down the ditch whil peeing. In white shorts no less. I was laughing so hard I couldn't get up nor pull my shorts up! It still makes me laugh all these years later thinking about it!
2006-06-18 03:22:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coming home with a doggie bag from an Italian restaurant, falling asleep and waking up covered, head to toe, in garlicky white clam sauce. Mmm mmm good.
2006-06-18 05:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by Tuckstop 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend at work told me her sister woke up the next morning next to such a horrible looking guy SHE SNUCK OUT OF HER OWN HOUSE to get away from him. LMAO So I guess that's really the morning AFTER a drunk moment, but still funny.
2006-06-18 03:23:16 · answer #8 · answered by sparkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was drunk and high at the same time once...and well i don't really remember but laughing...this happened like 4 years ago tho. Haven't partied at all since and Don't want to.
Its not funny stuff either...I don't like people who use drugs now...it gets more hard core as it goes along...like dealing with meth and getting addicted...never happened...don't want it to happen.
2006-06-18 03:17:38 · answer #9 · answered by ♥mcmanda♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few friends went skinny dipping ... and we stole their clothes. They had to walk all the way home naked.
*Same Party*
I had a bite of my soggy Subway sub ... ran upstairs, out the front door, and threw up on the front lawn. A friend saw me, and she threw up. The friend who have having the party, went to get the garden hose to clean up the mess, and she threw up! LOL!
That whole night was hilarious!
2006-06-18 03:27:18 · answer #10 · answered by loudy_foudy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋