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what's the funniest thing you've seen someone do while drunk/high? I once saw someone eat half a bag of hampster food cus he didn't read it and though it was chex mix. What's yours????

2006-06-17 22:41:53 · 10 answers · asked by Joe 2 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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Nov 24, 2005 I saw a guy in downtown denver high on x pill put his penis in the tail pipe of a black bmw 654 while it was running...... he said he needed to warm up later dat day we saw it on da news..... he had 3 degree burns.... what an a hole

2006-06-17 22:48:12 · answer #1 · answered by Nacirema Dream 2 · 1 0

My cousin who was off his head on something (still not sure to this day what it was) started stripping and thought he was Jesus.I think it was more embaressing than funny.But I managed to fall down a flight of stairs at a nightclub without spilling a drop.Everyone else thought it was funny and so did I until I saw how the next day my shins and knees were black and blue.

2006-06-18 06:13:34 · answer #2 · answered by Tan B 4 · 0 0

when my college roommate and i went to a party @ some house she had way too much to drink and felt sick so i took her upstairs to puke in the toilet. when she was done she stood up and started to fall backwards into the shower curtain. of course i was not much better than she was! i tried to catch her but missed and all of a sudden two hands came out from behind the shower curtain and pushed her back upright! someone was in there doing something????

2006-06-18 05:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by aylsm 2 · 0 0

well ive seen many things but once i took a ice tray from the freezer and then put in back in the oven and turned the oven on i didnt realize it until i smelled buring plastic

2006-06-18 05:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a guy I knew tripped over a dog, into a table, rolled over, lept to his feet, only to be hit in the face by an opening door, so that he staggered back, fell over the cat, and fell down the stairs.

all without spilling his drink!

2006-06-18 05:46:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I saw this dude that couldint wait to take a ****. He was outside this club i worked at. he was like 500 feet from the door. he was drunk & i guess he decided to try to **** in the parking lot. so he took his pants down to his ankles. tried to push it out but he slipped (while he was bent down) and knocked himself out. so by the time i got there he was knocked out laying in his own sh!t

2006-06-18 05:51:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

We had a kid pass out after hitting a four footer on his firsttime in our living room....passed out. laid out on the floor all night and used ans a garbage can, make up, trash and i think a few people even pissed on his leg..when he woke up they dude was as dirty and smelly as anything.

2006-06-18 05:45:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well it was me who was drunk and every one told me about it that i got up on stage and started stripping and im 395 lbs

2006-06-18 05:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my boy ate a fish n sed he could feel it swimmin n hiz stomach

2006-06-18 05:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by delranian9300 4 · 0 0

uhh. it has to be whe my guy friend took a pee in my other GUY friend's mouth and then pulled on my friends ear to flush..like a tolit

2006-06-18 06:16:58 · answer #10 · answered by Emily 3 · 0 0

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