Could you, if you had to, like the Donner party, eat your dead?

Question

friends for survival's sake? What part would you eat first? Legs
or thighs? Would you eat the brain? The sexual organs?
Seriously......

Answer 1

No, I'm a vegetarian.

Answer 2

My Grandma told me one of my relatives who joined the Donner party, was eaten up in the mountains where they had to stay during the winter of 1843. A wasted body doesn't have much nutrition in the flesh, so I was told the ones who survived were the ones who ate the organs, heart and brains. If I had to, I would cut stripes of flesh off the thighs, then cook them and eat them, I don't think I could handle the brains, heart and other organs, so I probably wouldn't survive!

Answer 3

Oh, fine, be like that. Eat my friends - what a question! After we'd toasted the pilot & co-pilot - with the remaining champers from business class, you mean? No way! The steward who told us we'd have to pay cash for the next beverage would be next. Some of us have to watch our calorie intake.

C*kc$%*jk!*!!

So sorry - a tinted contact lens went down the wrong way. You were saying? Oh no, after you. Please! Well, I can tell your momma raised you right! You're very welcome aboard.

Oh, you never can tell how standby's going to work out, you can say that again. How much!? Wow! You got a bargain! I only wish I had the free time. Hey, I vote we eat the vegetarians next. What do you all think?

Just wish they didn't use so much insect repellant before flying. Whoah! Easy with the Zippo there. Euchh, such perfume! Couldn't they hose themselves down if they're going to be so breakable? Right, you said it! More liver? Well, only if you're quite sure? Mmmm.

Then - and only then - after we'd set the plane on fire to attract attention, mind you - we'd check out the luggage compartment for Korean kittens.

Oh for a Sprite and a local Domino's. If only we were all back in my apartment right now, arguing over the free menu and dialling Aeroflot by mistake. Oh, get real!

Maybe there would be enough vegetables around - or edible pine seeds, or worms, beetles, powerful pythons who would just lie down across the grill & shed their skins for us ... or, or, yellow snow, maggots, that we wouldn't have to ...

OK, probably in a stir-fry with a few token twigs and pebbles that everyone would put politely to one side. Praying that we would be OK with that, if they were the ones murmuring tributes over our remains instead.

"She would have wanted it this way."
"M-hum - Dtah! Oh - Organ donor card. Ironic in a way."
"Yes, umm, pity the co-pilot only had one leg - could you pass the salt? Thanks, oh don't talk to me about FEMA!"
"OK, we won't. We like to think we're above that kind of thing here."
"Seo dhuit. Ta se go dona don tslainte"
"Soy sauce? Well, they didn't last year."
"Mind you - oh, ketchup! ah - well, let's call it that - there might just be enough oil for rescue operations."

Answer 4

i belive there is an inbourn preprogramed, will to survive in us all,this is the only way species survive,i allso belive we all have the ability if the need dictate, to survive ,to go back to caniballisim,as to which part one would eat first,well if you were dieing from hunger, would that relly matter,i expect whatever had the most meat on it

Answer 5

Nah, I wouldn't eat my dead friends. Not because they were my friends or anything, but just because I don't think I could handle eating human flesh. It's just unnatural. I'd like to be able to, but I probably couldn't bring myself to do it.

Answer 6

OK I'm gonna be serious. I think Imight be able to, if I had to. If it was raw it would be hard. If it was cooked then it would be alot easier.

Answer 7

i dont think i could....seriously thats F$@kin gross and i just couldnt do it- i'd rather die with them then

Answer 8

No, I'd rather die.

Answer 9

yuk thats gross.....