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Why do we use toilet paper when animals don't? Dogs and cats and deer etc.don't use toilet paper.Why can't our butts be like theirs so we don't have to use it?

2006-06-17 21:35:07 · 16 answers · asked by dragonsaver005 4 in Education & Reference Special Education

Love the answers,will judge for best answers as soon as I can.

2006-06-17 21:45:36 · update #1

The correct answer is-because our digestive system is different than animals and our food is of different incrediants.

2006-06-18 19:36:30 · update #2

The correct answer is-because our digestive system is different than animals and our food is of different incrediants.Animals don't lick there butts,they lick there wanker or tinker.they drag their butts when they have worms,or when they have feces stuck on their fur.

2006-06-18 19:45:47 · update #3

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we use toilet paper as we are more advance than animals...we can't wipe out butts by dragging it on the ground...so we need a hygienic way to do so...some people use water to wash their butts instead of toilet paper....

2006-06-17 21:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by jims_bong 5 · 9 8

Step a million. Flush some extra cases to scrub as nicely as you could. 2. turn off the water to the lavatory. 3. Flush back, now get rid of all the water it rather is left from the tank and the bowl. 4. Use a small compact mirror and a flashlight to look up interior the lavatory for and element that may no longer think to be there. wait and notice, it takes a sprint prepare. 5. If no longer something is blockading the bowl going up, then you rather will would desire to take the lavatory loose from the floor, lean it forward very intently, and look up the backside edge of the lavatory bowl with the flashlight for and distant places gadgets. optimistically this is that straightforward for you and can retrieve regardless of this is definitely. it is going to easily fee you the fee of a wax ring, approximately 5 money, to reset the lavatory.

2016-12-13 16:57:48 · answer #2 · answered by chappie 3 · 0 0

Why the **** would i want to use water to wipe my ***?
It's just sick. The water can get in your "dirty hole".

1.We use it mainly to SCRATCH off the remaining "re-cycled" food.
Leaves a clean feeling....don't you think?

2. Animals can not hold things like we can with the thumb and all.
And if they could, I'm sure they would.

And 3.I don't want my butt to be more hairy than it is now. It just plain itches like my beard. I shave of course but when i get tired of doing that, I say **** this!

And I don't want things clinging onto my ***.

MAN LAW!!!! But I am a ***Gentleman****. Honest

2006-06-17 22:01:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dogs and cats don't use toilet paper because they clean their butts by licking them.

You could do the same...but I don't think you want to.

That is, I hope you don't want to.

2006-06-17 21:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by Beckee 7 · 0 0

Q: how is the USS Enterprise like toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus getting rid of Klingons.

2006-06-17 21:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

But would you really want to lick your own butt? I don't think it would taste as good coming out as it does coming in.

2006-06-17 21:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by fixer of all aka mom 3 · 0 0

Because just licking your fingers is really disgusting.

2006-06-17 21:38:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

We use toilet paper because it's more convenient (and less scratchy) than leaves.

2006-06-17 21:38:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It works better than using your hands

2006-06-17 21:39:14 · answer #9 · answered by Erica j 3 · 0 0

It beats poison Ivy!

2006-06-17 21:40:49 · answer #10 · answered by satar032 2 · 0 0

there's a lot of ways to use a toilet paper.. not only by cleaning our ****... but to use it like when we have a cold.. a runny nose i mean.... hehehehe....

2006-06-18 01:09:43 · answer #11 · answered by curious to get an answer 1 · 0 0

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