I know I asked this before but I didnt have many answers, and I know this wouldn't be likely to happen, but what would you do if the dead came back to life and were trying to eat your tasty brains, give me some good answers so I can have something to laugh about... *smiles*
2006-06-17 17:06:27 · 12 answers · asked by hearts_bleed_dark 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
This actually happened to me. True story. I was coming back from the 7-11 after buying a hostess twinkie when this rather disheveled man approached me. He kept trying to touch me. I kept pushing him but the more I pushed, the more aggressive he got.
that's when it hit me. there was no more room in hell.
I immediatly sprang into action. I shoved the twinkie in his mouth and kicked him...in a very awkward place. I ran screaming down Ventura Blvd (in LA) that the zombies were attacking. Much to my horror, every face that looked at me was that of another zombie. I was surrounded. They were everywhere.
Now I am a BIg fan of the (original) film Dawn of the Dead, but I saw what happened to those people...both times. So I, screw the mall, I'm going to Universal City. There has to be some safe haven there (hell, Spielberg had his offices there for the longest time). Sure enough, I make the journey.
Sure enough, I was wrong...again. Nothing but blank stares, lumbering bodies and mob mentality. When I tried to explain my position to the woman in the booth that she shouldn't charge me three day's salary (hey, I'm underpaid) just to get in, she just looked at me like I was lunch and there was no way for her to crawl through the glass.
I lost it. I started screaming for asylum and broke through the gates. I was like Andrew McCarthy in Invasion of the Body Snatchers scremaing, "They're here! They're Here!"
They let me out of jail this morning. Apparently...and I know this is becoming a recurring theme...I was wrong.
In fact, I think the guy who I stuffed the Twinkie in the mouth was trying to say, "thank you" through all that sponge cake.
2006-06-17 18:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by contrafilms 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the dead came back to life, all the live people would have to dig deep underground rooms with really thick vaultish doors (and plenty of supplies) and then for extra protection we'd have to design a sort of helmet so our brains would be safe :)
2006-06-18 00:11:17 · answer #2 · answered by Penelope L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be crying and running like hell while shooting at any slowing moving objects coming in my direction and I surely wouldn't be as stupid as Mekhi Phiefer's character in the new version of Dawn of the Dead. If a friend or family member of mine got bid I'm sad to say it would be off with their heads!!
2006-06-18 02:13:51 · answer #3 · answered by lovelyladypoet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a mall with all my family and friends and start shooting them from the roof like they did in Dawn of the Dead!
2006-06-18 02:28:33 · answer #4 · answered by akasunset 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I would be glad to see my Mom and Dad again. But as for the tasty brains thing, he would enjoy them. He liked them. Yuck. Not to mention heart, kidneys, cow's tongue, liver etc.
2006-06-18 00:12:51 · answer #5 · answered by Patty Pooh Pooh Pie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would pray while traveling to Washington, DC so I could watch the neocons get their intestines eaten.
2006-06-18 00:30:42 · answer #6 · answered by Michael R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont why they would come after me, I think they might be after you though, you should probably go eat them first that way they cant get you
2006-06-18 00:12:53 · answer #7 · answered by wrench'n away 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everyone knows this ya aim for the head n stay in pairs preferably with one you dont like!
2006-06-18 00:11:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would run till they got me then i would come looking for you
just kidding dont take it personal
2006-06-18 00:10:21 · answer #9 · answered by rickherr10 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them no hugging or it's machete or shotgun for you.
2006-06-18 00:11:36 · answer #10 · answered by wildrover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋