2006-06-17 16:28:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sheesh people! You say that like you've never boinked a corpse before.
2006-06-17 16:34:58 · update #1
Well lets see. Wilford Brimley is old and his balls have probably shrank to the size of grapenuts. Barry White, although dead, is still big and stiff. I guess I would have to go with Barry. What woman wouldn't want a big, stiff one?!
2006-06-18 14:19:15 · answer #1 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well...I would have to say Barry White WAS a better lover...that deep voice would "do it" for most people. And I think when/if anyone was actually foolin' around with Wilford Brimley they might keep thinking of his ol' Quaker Oats Oatmeal commercials and start craving oatmeal a great deal more than some lovin' from him.
2006-06-18 16:20:29 · answer #2 · answered by Felicia Fox 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wilford Brimley unless you're into necrophilia since Barry White is dead.
2006-06-17 23:32:18 · answer #3 · answered by KL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barry White is dead,Wilford Brimley is diabetic,try again.
2006-06-17 23:33:42 · answer #4 · answered by Rich B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wilford, definitely.
But you could listen to Barry while Wilford's showering you with his sweet, sweet love.
2006-06-17 23:32:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I would rather have Barry White in bed, cuz all I would have to do it close my eyes and have him talk to me, this would turn me straight in no time flat.
2006-06-19 21:38:06 · answer #6 · answered by teambargain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for women Barry White, his voice was so sexy, and was so deep, women would enjoy him going down on them and humming or singing to them, while he was eating at the Y
2006-06-18 04:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
barry white is still way sexier... big massive love corpse
2006-06-18 20:55:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whichever one is still alive , since the dead one can't do it anymore.... and I believe that's Barry.
2006-06-17 23:31:43 · answer #9 · answered by Thom Thumb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww. I would boink neither.
2006-06-19 20:07:51 · answer #10 · answered by itty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋