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I AM NOT GAY!!! HELP ME PREVENT PEOPLE FROM THINKING THAT WAY!!! AND I WAS KIDDING ABOUT MY GRANDMA!! : )

2006-06-17 16:09:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

28 answers

make out w/ a girl in front of ur stupid friends.

that'll show 'em

2006-06-17 16:24:07 · answer #1 · answered by wow, you just suck... 2 · 3 0

Stop being so friendly especially to men. Don't talk to any men unless you have to, as your boss. If you have a moustache shave that f'r off, it's a gay red flag. Or grow a beard. Hit on every woman you can. Eventually one will say yes. If you are over thirty, thin and not married, everyone will think you are gay. Try gaining some weight. Start drinking beer and stop drinking wine. Listen to heavy metal music and watch movies with a lot of violence and explosions. The X-Men movies are a good place to start. STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR GRANDMA AND YOUR MOM. If you have a male roommate, RED FLAG! Move out and live on your own! Go to the bars and try to lay everything you see! NOT MEN, no gay bars!

2006-06-17 16:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take a look at who is thinking that! If you are male and have a pretty face, wear very Male clothing. Look at your hair. If you are not giving off a "gay vibe", you can figure it is THEIR problem. Talk to your friends honestly and get honest feedback as to why people might be thinking that you are gay when you are not. There are many gay people who do not look gay. Judgements coming from others can be harsh. Be the best person you can be, and figure that THEY might be having a problem!

2006-06-17 16:20:05 · answer #3 · answered by kathleen m 5 · 0 0

Well first of all, maybe consider that because you are metrosexual, or look like a stereotypical gay man... people assume. You can't change how people think. Second of all, being gay isn't a bad thing, if anything you could gain some really good girl-friends by them assuming you're gay. Girls trust gay men/their best friends more than their boyfriends. Learn from this experience. Embrace your inner gay man :-P

2006-06-17 16:13:26 · answer #4 · answered by meshquote 2 · 0 0

How old are you? Does it matter to you what others think? You had better learn to make more positive use of your time! You're probably just an overly nice guy who happens to be misrepresented! What I want to know is, when did being gay become such a crime? All this sh*t about not allowing gays to marry, "don't ask, don't tell"; all this sh*t is so ignorant and so bigoted!! I honestly don't know when or IF people will wake up from their self-imposed prejudices and ignorances!! Be who you are, and screw the ignorant majority!!!

2006-06-17 16:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by Rebooted 5 · 0 0

Well, first off, do you know of any reasons why people might think that? Ok, so you are not gay, got that after all the caps!! (lol) Well, really, find out why they think that, and eliminate anything that makes it appear that you are gay. But I wouldn't worry too much about what other people say, they need to get a life, but hey you can proove their lil oppinion WRONG!! good luck!!

2006-06-17 16:19:17 · answer #6 · answered by DUTCHIE 2 · 0 0

Evidently there are things that you do or ways that you act that make people think you are gay. So what if they think that all that really matters is that you believe and feel that you are not. Does other peoples opinions really matter all that much? Also by posting this in all caps like you did could make some people think that you are gay and not able to accept it yet so that's why your yelling in this post.

2006-06-17 16:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by Rev. Michael 3 · 0 0

Start swearing a lot and scratching your groin area, stop showering too. Uh... Make sure you hit on every woman in sight, no matter if your girlfriend is right next to you. Make horrible sex jokes, the ones that make other people nervous... And... Uh... Call all your friends gay, take the spotlight off of you. lmfao

2006-06-17 16:15:01 · answer #8 · answered by Soelk 2 · 0 0

Be yourself. Act how you want, dress how you like. And when the person who you are interested in dating comes your way and you build a great relationship for everyone to see, they will say,"Ah ha."

In the mean time, you could have some great opportunities and fun to exploit other's insecurities and stereotypical ideas.

2006-06-17 16:18:56 · answer #9 · answered by wesinid 2 · 0 0

Why do you feel the need to prove that you're not gay? I never got that. People said lots of things about me and though it hurt I never felt the need to prove anything to anyone except myself.

2006-06-17 16:15:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What do you care what people think?

But, to answer your question:

If you are a guy:

Stop wearing dresses and makeup. Stop using the term, "I feel sooo divine." when in company of friends. And, stop defending Michael Jackson.

If you are a girl:

Don't bother, everyone loves gay girls.

2006-06-17 16:14:45 · answer #11 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0 0

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