I need a good laugh =)
2006-06-17 15:20:36 · 15 answers · asked by BurntBeneathSun♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
One of the most embarrasing thing that happened to me was when I was at the mall , I was walking and I saw this guy smiling and started to stretch his arms to hug me ( so I thought). I was like in my mind who is this now?So I started smiling and putting out my arms , but he was actally greeting someone exactly behind me......................
2006-06-17 15:27:26 · answer #1 · answered by Jachica 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The most embarassing and funniest thing that has ever happened to me was when i was laughing so much that i wet my pants literally. It was really embarassing. My sister and her friend laughed a great deal. i hope that is a funny story to make you laugh. I was a teenager at the time. I hope this response gets your vote. Thank you.
2006-06-17 15:26:00 · answer #2 · answered by Lorrs S D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was when I performed oral sex on my girlfriend in the parking lot of our college.
Afterwards, I went to the local 7-Eleven because I had the munchies. I couldn't figure out how come I kept getting strange looks from everybody.
When I got home, my mom was speechless, and she didn't know quite what to say to her closeted lesbian daughter.
It wasn't until I went into the bathroom & realized that my girlfriend had started her period in the middle of cunnilingus - my mouth was outlined in bloody red!
Dayum!!!
2006-06-17 15:27:55 · answer #3 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This isn't the worst but it's funny. I was just running out to the store so I grabbed the first clothes I saw, yesterday's pants and a tee shirt. Crossing the street, I felt something funny on my foot. It was yesterdays underwear and nylons which fell out of the pants leg! Oh man I was so lucky, there was no one in sight!!!
2006-06-17 15:27:26 · answer #4 · answered by marie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once I spent the night at my friend's house and my friend's brother's friend was the hottest guy I ever saw! Well we all took showers that night and thinking I was at my own house I accidentally left my underwear there and when her brother's friend went in there nothing happened, but when he came out he was hanging my underwear around his finger spinning it in circles and boy was I embarrassed!
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One morning before school I was feeling kinda sick. Like diarrhea sick. My mom said, "Here, take an extra pair of underwear." Not thinking what kind of underwear she handed me, I shoved them in my backpack. At school I did the unthinkable, I went in my pants. I ran to the bathroom with my bag so I could use the extra pair my mom sent me. When I tried to put on the underwear, I realized my mom gave me my little sisters underwear. And I had already thrown MY underwear away! Then at PE I was doing jumping-jacks with my sisters underwear on, which by the way is Barney underwear. I was also wearing baggy jeans. They fell down and revealed my sisters undies. Lucky me, I was helping my teacher do them in the middle of everyone, so they ALL saw me!
2006-06-17 15:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by Joelle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was at a restaraunt with my twin and my friend. We all went to the toilet together, I went last and a long strip of toilet paper(which I put over the seat for germs)got stuck in my jeans and I walked back in to the restaraunt with a long film of toilet paper hanging out of me. I was the laughing stock of the day!
2006-06-17 15:23:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a bad habit of chewing on pencils in class.. one day i chewed a pen.. not realizing it.. well, the ink broke open and here i am with blue ink all over my lips and teeth not knowing it.. nobody noticed for a few minutes when a friend turned around and burst out laughing.. was terrible.. but funny.. i no longer chew anything except gum!
2006-06-17 15:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by swiper_no_swiping2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got drunk,jumped in a hospital,thought i was being chased,tried to climb the fence falling down many times-almost got blind by a wood stick,scratched allover my body-got rid of my clothes,got over the fence.on the other side was a cemetary!!!!terrified tried to get over the fence at a differend part.when i did it i found a dog in the street huged it and fell asleep(it was winter and cold).cops found me and took me to the police station.i escaped three times...finaly i found myself early in the morning and asked them to call my brother.he came with clothes and we left.my clothes were found 3 days later in the hospital yard.it was the last day of the carneval in greece,where they burn the king carnavalos.my brother said they should burn me
2006-06-17 15:49:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know but im sure that the grossest thing i have ever read is 5 answers up .
2006-06-17 15:56:31 · answer #9 · answered by martster38 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was at a girls house and i thought that she went outside so i picked up her little dog and rubbed it in my face and went 'oossshhyy boosshhyy woosshhhyy' and she was in the room the whole time. f*ck that.and there was this time actually my pizza just arrived, that one story will do,later
2006-06-17 15:25:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋