ok, men! please can you atleast TRY to aim for the HOLE in the toliet and not piss all over the toilet seat and floor!
think of it as a GAME! yeah!! If your piss goes in the hole you get 1000 points and you're a HERO!!!
if it touches anything else you loose a life and your punishment is to WIPE and CLEAN the piss yourself!
and for extra points you could umm......flush the toilets?? (and wash your hands with a nice scented hand liquid! ummm)
how many infections do i have to go through for you guys to understand! YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!!
2006-06-17 13:37:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Women's Health
Why don't you learn to piss standing up? See how easy it is to aim. Nothing to it for a woman after a little trial.
2006-06-18 01:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i honesty think that they aim it but its kindve weird how it comes out they cant help it but then they SHAKE IT and that makes it worse so go in there one day when your male friend is using it and just watch (not nice but just see) and you will see how its done honestly i did it cause i was wondering the same thang but i hate how they shake they need to wipe with some tissue and yes they really should flush and wash there hands cause it is gross but i can honestly say my man does wash his hands he may not flush but he wash so he is getting there LOL
2006-06-17 14:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
contrary to popular belief we do aim it just that (also contrary) its not a perfect straight stream that we can just put through a hole that is sometimes 2 feet away. and think about this, it is much easier to hit a target from point blank range than haveing to aim
2006-06-17 14:01:10 · answer #3 · answered by William P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey ! I 'm always a perfect shot and ,yes, I always wash my hands ,also, TWICE..
For EXTRA million points, I place the seat down for the lady ,too.
2006-06-17 13:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its coz their mummies didnt slam the seat shut on there little bits
2006-06-17 13:41:00 · answer #5 · answered by Elmo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we really aim, but sometime the lips like of the penis get stuck and we dont realize it and when the urine is coming out is like when you put a finger in a hose.
2006-06-17 13:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by RENE H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course. i thought all men do. i knw drunk men prbbly are not as good with that.
2006-06-17 14:47:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IMPOSSIBLE, I'M 6'4'' . . . THATS A LONG WAYS DOWN
2006-06-17 13:42:14 · answer #8 · answered by lets1play1naked1twister 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and little boys are worse!!!
2006-06-17 14:11:19 · answer #9 · answered by empresscalls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋