What's a good witty name for a pub quiz team?

Question

Hey, it's not like we ever win first place! No point in calling ourselves the Sharks or Table One or the brains, so we might as well make light of it! The best runners-up names I've heard were;

"ThisBiroLeaks"
"Who, Us?"
"FatLady" (as in it ain't over 'til)
"HereForTheBeer"

all nicely modest. Any good suggestions, please? At least we can brighten up someone's night?! And it has to be short - four merry people scrawling it on ten answersheets tend to prefer that : )

Already I know this one's going to be put to the vote. Every one of you have posted at least one good name, or more. How can I choose? Thanks to you all for your ideas. How do people think of these just like that!?

Answer 1

Okay, this I can help you with because this I have done. Mind you, in terms of originality it would help to know the name of your local but I guess I'll have to make do without. Here goes...

"Does Grey Matter?" (even I actually like this one, lol)
"The B-Team"
"Knights who say Ni" (I've played on this team)
"Four on the Floor"
"The Know-it-Ales" (apologies to the world for that one)
"Unnatural Disasters"
"Beating Chastards" (a rival team back home)
"The Also-Rans"
"Simple Minds" (obvious, I know)
"Tears for Beers" (not mine; don't shoot me)
"Paranoid Android(s)" (love Radiohead)
"Trivialities"
"The Brew Crew" (ridiculously common here in the States but...)
"Last Orders" (or "Last Rounds")
"None of the Above"

Answer 2

Brains on Beer

Answer 3

Gray matter.
Hungry Hippos (hippocampus)
The Nads (when they cheer, they'll say,"Go Nads")
4 horsemen
Fantastic 4
Will Cheat for Beer.

Good luck.

Answer 4

"And the Winner is..."

or my quiz team is called Snowball's Chance

Answer 5

Wait, wait I got it
I think so
Wingin' it
Brain barf