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"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —President George W. Bush, at a photo-op with congressional leaders on Capitol Hill, Washington, D.C.

Listen to it yourself here!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-dictatorship.htm

2006-06-17 11:27:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

14 answers

HIstory will be the judge of what we've done, but we won't know until long after we're gone.
How can you know something after you're dead?????
Another would be "Bring 'em on" They did, and hundreds of soldiers died. He apologized for that one though, about 3 weeks ago with Tony Blair by his side. Dumb.

2006-06-17 11:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by Truth 5 · 5 7

"...I looked over at the television and I saw a plane hit the tower...I used to fly, myself, and I said, "Well, there's one terrible pilot...what a terrible accident!""

-The President said this to a CHILD at some elementary school symposium shortly after 9/11. He was saying that he saw the first plane hit the first tower live on television, which DIDN'T happen! There was no footage shown of flight 11 hitting the North Tower until 13 September, and that was the Naudet footage (the French doucumentarians who happened to film the first crash; they just happened to be in the right place at the right time.)

Ask yourselves...if George W Bush thinks he can get away with lying to a grade school kids, what makes you think he wouldn't do it to us?

2006-06-17 22:53:19 · answer #2 · answered by J.A.R. 3 · 3 2

GOP leaders told Bush that his hardcore push to renew the more onerous provisions of the Patriot act could further alienate conservatives still mad at the President from his botched attempt to nominate White House Counsel Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.

"I don't give a goddamn," Bush retorted. "I'm the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way."

"Mr. President," one aide in the meeting said. "There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution."

"Stop throwing the Constitution in my face," Bush screamed back. "It's just a goddamned piece of paper!"

I've talked to three people present for the meeting that day and they all confirm that the President of the United States called the Constitution "a goddamned piece of paper."

2006-06-17 11:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by lip11 3 · 3 2

Freudian slips abound! I have two faves that I cannot decide between. Take your pick:

-- "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —George W. Bush, Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

-- "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

2006-06-20 05:45:30 · answer #4 · answered by BalRog 5 · 3 2

Actually, I think it's this one:

"I, george walker bush, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

This loathsome chimp has defecated on our Constitution, lied to the American people, committed war crimes, engaged in war profiteering and otherwise carried out countless acts of treason (amongst other things). Hanging is too good for him.

2006-06-19 16:02:27 · answer #5 · answered by MacSteed 7 · 6 1

Where does one start? How about...
"You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you're gone." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006
"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." —George W. Bush, Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005

No need to go on, its too depressing.

2006-06-17 11:43:21 · answer #6 · answered by Rick 7 · 3 2

Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. 5/1/03

2006-06-17 11:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

I like the one that goes, " Fool me once shame on you, umm umm a fool can't get fooled agian." Apparently millions of Americans can get fooled again 2000/2004.

2006-06-17 11:30:58 · answer #8 · answered by se_roddy 3 · 3 2

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."—Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

2006-06-17 11:33:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Anything that comes out of that
SuperMonkey's mouth is the worst
quote ever!

2006-06-17 11:31:49 · answer #10 · answered by ebwina 1 · 3 2

Ted Kennedy is a fine man.

2006-06-17 11:37:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

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