You're Pitiful
by Al Yankovic
Lyrics:
My life is brilliant
What? Was I too early?
Oh, sorry
Should I
Do you wanna start over?
Or keep going?
OK.
Now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of
Adequacy
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you
Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
Still calls you "Fartypants"
But you'll always have a job
Well, I mean
As long as you still can work
That Slurpee machine
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
You're half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
Noone's classier than you
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
Loser
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom
And you're forty two
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you
2006-06-17 09:02:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
LMAO.
i DETEST that song. i dont like that guy's voice, the whole song just sets me off. its overplayed, and its about a guy who sees his ex on the subway a few YEARS after they broke up. move on dude. dont write lame songs about it. after hearing the song, i think i can understand why she left him. he writes crappy songs about stupid things and has no sack.
this is all just my humble opinion. if you like the song, fine. but just because its popular doesnt make it good in my book.
and just the other day i was thinking "jeez, havent heard anything from weird al lately."
glad to see he's still spoofing, and he picked a perfect song to do it to!
2006-06-17 09:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by hellion210 6 · 12⤊ 3⤋
I haven't heard it...but if any song ever needed the Weird Al treatment, it's that one.
2006-06-17 09:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by evilim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is like one of the best remakes EVER! I love it!
2006-06-17 09:06:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA!!!! LOL DUDE!!! that rocks! i hate James Blunt!he always sounds like he's HIGH or something!!!!
2006-06-17 09:05:56 · answer #4 · answered by Sammi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao the beginning is the best.
2006-06-17 09:28:10 · answer #5 · answered by anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, he's a funny guy
2006-06-17 09:06:46 · answer #6 · answered by ME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋