so I thanked her and took some ... a little while later she came back and offered me some more.. I thanked her and ate some, she did this a few more times so I finally asked her why she wasn't eating them herself since they were so tasty.... so she told me she can't chew them because she has no teeth... so I asked her why she buys them... so she said she loves the chocolate covering around them.....do you think I should try to vomit... or just wait it out...
2006-06-17 07:47:20 · 23 answers · asked by Ms Fortune 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
notyou... obviously maturity is over rated...
2006-06-17 07:51:43 · update #1
see now i would just wait around for the rest of the nuts...
2006-06-20 09:13:04 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lady just moved into the nurseing home and her daughter is a bit concerned and wants mom to be well cared for. She worries some, then goes to see how mom is doing, but doesn't want mom to know she's being that inquisitive ... so she watches mom there, from a distance.
Mom is sitting in a comfortable chair in the community room watching tv with other residents. Daughter thinks, "That's nice."
Mom sits there quietly but slowly leans over to the right side of the chair. Promptly, a nurse aide rushes over and sets mom strait up, comfortably in her chair. Daughter thinks, "Wow! That was really attentive."
Well, then mom slowly slides to the left side of the chair and almost leans completely out! But once again, the nurse aide notices and rushes right over! Propping mom up and this time, making the her stable by gentley stuffing throw pillows between the woman and the arms of the chair. Daughter thinks, "This is just fantastic!" and walks out into the open and over to her mom.
She leans down and greets her mom with a smile, a hug and a kiss. She says to her mother, "Ya know mom, I think you're going to like it hear. They seem to take very good care of you." Mom looks over at her loveing daughter and says, "Yes Dear, it is nice here but for some reason, they just won't let me fart."
2006-06-22 21:27:32 · answer #2 · answered by pickle head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just ask the little old lady to suck some chocolate off your nuts.
2006-06-17 08:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You rock girl. That is cool you were visiting a nursing home. But, you better just wait it out.
That's my choice.
2006-06-25 04:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by PsychoSam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-08 10:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humor the old gal.Take em.Come on.......be a team player.Vomitting on little old ladies is sooooooo yesterday.So You might want to hold it in.You may choke a little.But its for the children.SQA is calling your name.lol
2006-06-21 20:06:19 · answer #6 · answered by Professor Riddle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the words of Hank Hill, "Play through the pain Bobby, play through the pain."
2006-06-19 07:51:46 · answer #7 · answered by KenlKoff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should excuse yourself and vomit in the bathroom. OMG that is so disgusting!
2006-06-17 07:50:18 · answer #8 · answered by Sazziable 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow clever old women with a sense of humor. wait it out you should be fine
2006-06-25 23:16:00 · answer #9 · answered by cgdchris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny little lady...eww...I think you should stop visiting nursing homes
2006-06-17 07:51:32 · answer #10 · answered by Surely 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋