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recently i started grooming my fish... it is now see thru n penis-less. the sex of the goldfish is undetertimined but i know it was a male after several succesful mating games i have played with it. its personal fave 'smell the fish'

2006-06-17 07:45:38 · 23 answers · asked by pig 1 in Pets Fish

23 answers

Your fish died of stupidity.....yours.

2006-06-23 11:34:12 · answer #1 · answered by k0005kat 3 · 1 0

It cod be that whale you were out, salmone came round your plaice and gave your fish a gudgen for old times scate. This may come as a shark but this piscatorial love machine has probably died of the crabs !!!
Any way dont carp on about it. Just get your rod and tackle out down your local river. You will soon have a replaicement for the old chap, maybe in the shape of a meremaid if your pished enough !!!

2006-06-17 08:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If your playing sex games with your gold fish you need to get a boyfriend asap

2006-06-17 08:25:26 · answer #3 · answered by roonie 4 · 0 0

There are some different ways First of all did you clean out the bowl/tank ? Did you Feed him? It might be because there are no other goldfish in the bowl/tank to play with.

2006-06-17 07:49:53 · answer #4 · answered by j-man 1 · 0 0

Well first, watch animal planet. Second, stay away from fish. And third, get a new hobby.

2006-06-18 07:02:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You should watch Animal planet that will explain what is going on with your fish hopefully!

2006-06-17 14:54:53 · answer #6 · answered by Hollywood girl 2 · 0 0

Maybe you mated it with the wrong fish.

2006-06-17 07:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by bunnicula 4 · 0 0

You need to watch the animal planet!

2006-06-17 07:48:22 · answer #8 · answered by Taliea2006 3 · 0 0

May i ask, why are you grooming your fish? Are you crazy?!?

2006-06-23 07:05:22 · answer #9 · answered by Cool Chick 2 · 0 0

are you sure its a goldfish because to me it sounds like an eel you,ve been playing with !!!

2006-06-17 20:39:08 · answer #10 · answered by nikgy71 5 · 0 0

fish carry pathogens that can make people very sick, you are lucky to have only contracted a fanny rash - as it may have killed you.

2006-06-19 22:51:28 · answer #11 · answered by � Fuzzy Dice 5 · 0 0

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