That's just plain crazy! I step on the danged thing to stop it.
Sincerely Yours, Two Toes Boof
2006-06-22 14:36:03
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answered by Mr. Boof 6
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I have a friend that does the same annoying thing. I especially hate the ones that say, "send this to all your friends, even me." Why the heck would they want the same stupid message back?? I have no idea how to get people to stop doing this. I have told my friend that does it that I don't read them, I never send her on any jokes or anything anyone else sends me either. Maybe you can tell her that you have to pay per message received and she is running up your bill with her messages. I know some plans only include a certain number of messages you can receive before they charge you. Maybe that'll work...
2016-05-19 22:58:05
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answered by Anonymous
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Like how coffee cups have the caution on it that the contents are hot - Duh!
Yes, some fruitcake did something stupid and decided to sue for it. Funny thing is, they probably won (a lot of these end in a settlement because the companies don't want to deal with the frivolity of it).
2006-06-17 07:25:34
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answered by AlongthePemi 6
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C'mon, you can admit it. You were about to use your hands, but then you read the instructions. What to do? What to do? Then the heavens opened and the glorious light of realization shone down upon you! No hands, eh? But they didn't say anything about not using your arms!
By the way, isn't typing with your nose a real hassle?
2006-06-23 04:21:12
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answered by Mr J 3
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Chainsaws have a real attitude problem, don't they Ms.Fortune?
But I saw even a gentle cloth towel dispenser in a Mens' Room warning that "intentional misuse by sticking your head into the towel loop and hanging, might result in death or serious bodily harm...""
Giggle :-{}
2006-06-17 08:04:47
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answered by DinDjinn 7
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LMBO
That reminds me of the "do not attempt" warning on the commercial where a lady jumps off a building into her little black dress so she doesn't get antiperspirant on it!
Just goes to show you, we can collect comet dust from the cosmos but we can't educate the world about common sense!
2006-06-17 07:25:08
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answered by mrscmmckim 7
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Think that's funny ? My cousin was using one to cut a branch off of a tree. It got jammed.
He climbed up the tree to be able to grab the chain saw.When he pushed down on the branch, it came free. When it got loose, he lost his grip on it and it landed on my grandmothers sisters shoulder still running. He forgot to turn it off. But then, why was she standing uner it watching him ?
Fortunately she wasn't badly hurt.
2006-06-23 18:56:55
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answered by ? 3
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Sounds like frozen pizza instructions when they tell you to take the pizza out of the box
2006-06-18 07:16:01
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answered by Anonymous
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it's actually worse than that... since there is a specific disclaimer for hands, but not for face... i guess that means i can use my face to stop the chainsaw (i picked face fo the visual) and then sue...
2006-06-20 09:11:30
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answered by ? 6
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Can't be too careful! Let's just hope people actually read the directions and don't just look at the picture!!
2006-06-17 07:24:26
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answered by elec_tro_lux 3
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