2006-06-17 04:47:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Don't worry, he will go away when you come down off the crack. ;)
2006-06-17 04:50:30 · answer #1 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bigfoot is a tricky one. What you want to do is sneak up behind him and hit him with a blunt object. Once bigfoot is down, ten to fifteen shots to the groin should take him out. Then you can cut him up and sell him on Ebay as Ostrich meat, or feed him to the homeless around the city.
2006-06-17 11:56:39 · answer #2 · answered by Scottsdayle Warrior 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set him free. Would you like it if bigfoot kept you in his basement? Do unto others... (even if they are imaginary)
2006-06-17 17:27:00 · answer #3 · answered by MissCan'tBeWrong 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get him to stop playing Dungeons and Dragons and invest in a little man-scaping or he'll never leave.
2006-06-17 12:23:59 · answer #4 · answered by blueowlboy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must have a really big basement. I think you should sell him on Ebay.
2006-06-17 12:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by jackieleacollins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a pick-up basketball game in the hood and take him with you! You'd be guaranteed to win! :)
2006-06-17 13:33:06 · answer #6 · answered by Kooties 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really - Size does not matter.
Get off it - release the poor soul.
2006-06-17 13:47:35 · answer #7 · answered by Son of Gap 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
season with salt and pepper and bake at 350 for 12minutes per lb.
2006-06-19 01:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by bo_hic_a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him to pinch you and make sure you arent dreaming cause thats what it sounds like.
2006-06-18 19:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by Johnny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY! Let him go! He needs to come clean my bathroom.
2006-06-17 12:16:03 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get him stoned, and take him to the park.
2006-06-17 11:52:02 · answer #11 · answered by luckyaz128 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋