2006-06-17 02:48:28 · 17 answers · asked by Jay Dubya 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Hm...Is there?
Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.
Little Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...
Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion?
Yeah, so I see...all spotty
Man: So, what's your sign?
Woman: No Entry
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
Wife: Darling, do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older?
You: With luck, yes
Work Colleague: Do you find me entertaining?
You: I reckon you are too dim to entertain a thought
Old Wife: Shall I put the TV on?
Old Man: Well it would certainly improve the view in here...
How many people work in your office?
About half of them
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Q: Is it true that there's no such thing as a stupid question?
A: Yeah, it's true, but you can always give intelligent question stupid answers
2006-06-17 03:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by nick ramsey 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is a such thing as a stupid question. Just spend 15 minutes looking around on Yahoo! Answers!
2006-06-17 02:52:06 · answer #2 · answered by Charles G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's false. Here's an example of a stupid question: "Is it true that there's no such thing as a stupid question?" There you go!
2006-06-17 03:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by NannyMcPhee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there is a sincere desire to know about something, there are no stupid questions. But in this forum I think there are some people (ok....a LOT) who just throw questions out there to get a rise ouf of the viewers, or to get a stupid answer in response.
When I found this forum I joined because I sincerely want to help people. I've had a lot of life experiences and there are a lot of people who could benefit from that. When I see those really-and-truly Stupid questions from basically Stupid people I just pass them by. They don't really want intelligent answers anyway, they are just talking to hear themselves talk. Most of them could benefit more from being ignored.
2006-06-17 03:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by kj 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boss tells his employees that all the time. There are 43 of us on staff and he's never said "Why are you asking such a stupid question".
2006-06-17 02:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
particular. there is this form of component as a stupid question. maximum many times while the respond is interior the question. IE: I dropped my digicam and now it won't artwork so i became questioning what's incorrect with it? Very humorous video. I had to submit it on my facebook.
2016-12-08 09:57:19 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are a lot of stupid questions out there. Questions like, Which way do I put pants on? or If I eat a harmonica will my burbs squeak? See, those are pretty stupid by any standards.
2006-06-17 02:51:42 · answer #7 · answered by beardedbarefooter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be new here--read on and you will no doubt have your answer. Stupid questions galore. So many stupid questions it will frighten you.
2006-06-17 02:56:39 · answer #8 · answered by bigrob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. When you trip, fall and are gushing blood and crying and someone asks, "Are you OK?" THAT is a stupid question.
2006-06-17 02:57:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoever said that never visited Yahoo answers.
2006-06-17 02:52:18 · answer #10 · answered by djmantx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋