2006-06-17 00:15:35 · 9 answers · asked by Lilit 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Mathematics
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
q.e.d.
2006-06-17 00:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by Deep Thought 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get a girl you need time and money, thus the equation
girl = time x money
Time is said to be money, thus
girl = money x money or girl = money (2) squared
money is root of all evil
money = evil (1/2) square root
substituting yeilds root of all evil square rooted then squared getsthis:
girl = all evil
Mathematically correct
2006-06-17 03:21:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can. they bleed for several days at a time and don't die. they also tease other girls until that girl develops a eating disorder.also if a girl makes another girl mad they don't fight they just f u c k each others boyfriend and ruin the realtionship.
2006-06-17 00:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by sam a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girls = Time*Money
Time = Money, therefore
Girls = Money*Money = Money^2
Money = sqrt.(evil)
Girls = (sqrt(evil))^2
Girls = Evil
Oh and
"I dont trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die."
2006-06-17 00:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i can prove it everyday
2006-06-17 00:42:05 · answer #5 · answered by andy f 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GIRLS= TIME X MONEY
WE KNOW THAT,
TIME = MONEY
THEREFORE,
GIRL= MONEY X MONEY=(MONEY)^2
AND BCOZ MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
MONEY = (EVIL)^(1/2)
THEREFORE,
GIRLS = ((EVIL)^(1/2))^2
AND WE ARE FORCED TO CONCLUDE THT
GIRLS = MONEY
2006-06-17 00:25:50 · answer #6 · answered by pHatman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iI know that it is not true. But, if you heard what women say in the bathrooms of social gatherings, you would not agree
2006-06-17 00:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by Laura H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, ask one out in front of all her friends.
2006-06-19 18:28:31 · answer #8 · answered by Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THEY MAY BE ARE EVIL; BUT NOT ALL GALS...
2006-06-17 00:27:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋