Who would win
2006-06-16 21:55:26 · 11 answers · asked by nonexistentdog 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Chuck Norris would eat Kip alive.
Then Chuck would kill superman and eat Lois Lane.
As for Satan he has been hiding in hell ever since Chuck was born.
2006-06-16 22:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by fight fan 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't no Kip Dynamite so i will just say he forfieit due to explosive diarrhoa (spelling ?).
I think it's funney you put Chuck Norris in a group including all powerfull figures of Superman and Satan, though i think it would be funny if Chuck Norris beat Satan, i could just see it car chasing Satan down the highway getting out when he crashes and putting his lights out with one of his revolution kicks then giving Satan a leason on morales.
As for Satan and Superman, well if Superman is anything like 'Smallvile's' superman he would probably in the beginning soft hearted Clark Kent would probably be won over by Satans good side...
2006-06-16 22:05:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super Satan Norris Dynamite win
2006-06-16 21:59:16 · answer #3 · answered by Paula 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris
2006-06-16 21:59:54 · answer #4 · answered by dreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, throw Satan out because the others have to ALLOW him into the fight in the first place. Kip gets a dealy roundhouse kick from Norris while Superman enjoys a bowl of cereal. Norris trys to kick Superman, and breaks his geriatric ankle on Supes' face.
2006-06-16 22:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by Rod B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman, Satan and Kid Dynamite would have to fight for the privilege of getting their a$$ kicked by Chuck Norris.
2006-06-16 22:01:03 · answer #6 · answered by Hillbillies are... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris of course. That is a foolish question. Satan couldn't even touch Chuck. All doubters will feel the wrath of the Chuckster.
2006-06-16 22:02:51 · answer #7 · answered by Greg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman.
2006-06-16 21:58:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whos Kip Dynamite?
Satan wins, he sends them all to hell :)
2006-06-16 21:59:16 · answer #9 · answered by Jose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman !!
2006-06-16 22:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by mQ^-^ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋