Oh, come on. All the times you've watched Star Wars movies, it's never crossed your mind even once? You're just going to play dumb and say, "Oh, gee, no, that never occurred to me"? Give me a break. Don't even try to tell me you've never wondered what Yoda's penis looks like.
You don't have to be embarrassed about it. Being curious about Yoda's penis doesn't mean you're gay or anything. And I'm certainly not saying that you should be obsessed with it. But how could anybody claim they haven't pondered that penis even for a single second in their entire life?
It's only natural to be a little curious about Yoda's penis. I've certainly asked myself all the usual questions: How long is it when flaccid? How long erect? Is it circumcised? Is it shaped like a human penis? Is it the same shade of green as the rest of him? Is it wrinkled? Veiny? Freckled? How much pubic hair does Yoda have? Is the hair curly or wispy? Is there enough hair to hide the testicles? And how large are the testicles? And how pendulous?
But noooo. You've never, ever had such thoughts. That's simply not the way your oh-so-pure mind operates.
2006-06-16 20:36:44 · 10 answers · asked by Nigel HotDogg 2 in Health ➔ Women's Health
am 260 pimp- you are gay for asking a gay question.
2006-06-17 20:48:12 · update #1
i've had...errrrrr....seen yoda's penis. i used to be a, ahhh... entertainer for all the star wars conventions and i met him one night. i will e-mail you photos.
2006-06-17 17:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 3⤋
Boy that's a long rant for a simple question.
No, Yoda's 'manhood' isn't something I ever wondered about, beyond wondering if he and Yaddle slipped away once in awhile to keep the species going.
2006-06-17 10:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Empy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-06-26 19:17:55 · answer #3 · answered by Byron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never even thought about Yoda but I have had plenty of fantasies about the wookie.
2006-06-17 17:09:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yoda has a penis?
2006-06-16 21:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
DUDE!! lol you have got to be kidding me!! NO No and No I have never thought of that in my entire 30years of exsistance.
2006-06-17 01:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually this had never appear in my mind before. Quite sick to think of it.
2006-06-16 21:00:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you must be horny while watchin Star War. don't you?
2006-06-17 01:48:48 · answer #8 · answered by NikeT 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
must be short
2006-06-16 22:58:57 · answer #9 · answered by lee dawn 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have u ever wondered if your gay? Wut STRAIGHT man asks a fuc*ing question like that?
2006-06-17 19:56:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋