Please do not discuss his choice in wives,morals,etc. Just something funny he has said that made you laugh.
2006-06-16 18:33:03 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
"How should I know why there were Nazis? I don't even know how the can opener works."
2006-06-16 18:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by -j. 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
The one where he didn't say anything, I'm not a Woody Allen fan, I think he's over rated.
2006-06-17 02:11:58 · answer #2 · answered by Bratfeatures 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me..."
Followed by, " Yeah, but can he do THIS?" *geeky leaping dance after hearing Diane Keaton loves another guy* Sleeper
2006-06-17 01:46:17 · answer #3 · answered by R J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's hard to find meaning in a finite world, given just your shirt and shoe sizes".
2006-06-17 01:36:32 · answer #4 · answered by Rebooted 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Everytime i listen to Wagner, i get the urge to invade Poland"
2006-06-17 23:55:15 · answer #5 · answered by Its not me Its u 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i just returned from the palace"--(all the things you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask)
2006-06-17 01:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by SANCHO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
". . . the feeling is starting to come back to my jaw"
2006-06-17 01:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋