2006-06-16 18:09:25 · 7 answers · asked by Hillbillies are... 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
but what they dont know is that chuck norris is better at blind folded matches, so in caves, which are dark he might be better, so they would actually be safer outside the caves.
good luck
2006-06-16 18:14:02 · answer #1 · answered by john 6 · 15⤊ 5⤋
Maybe we have Chuck Norris because we think Al-Qaeda hides in caves.
2006-06-17 01:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by whomdini 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, Not only do we have Chuck Norris....we have
captain cave man
2006-06-17 01:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they hide in caves because they are not real men. They believe in attacking the poor and helpless, like women and children. If they were men, they would meet on the field of battle, and prove their manhood by fighting fairly for their beliefs.
Of course, then they would all be dead, and the world could go on with life as usual.
2006-06-17 01:24:11 · answer #4 · answered by Karl the Webmaster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norrises specialty is death cave matches.
2006-06-17 01:10:49 · answer #5 · answered by se_roddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I know that's why I hide in a cav-- Grrkt!"
....Hey, you notice we look like the three stages of some kind of tanning cream? ...guess I'm the before picture.. :(
2006-06-17 01:12:59 · answer #6 · answered by Joka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heck yes!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-17 01:14:25 · answer #7 · answered by pink b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋