2006-06-16 17:43:32 · 8 answers · asked by Hillbillies are... 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
He would have held up the dam with one hand and smoked a cigar with the other hand.
2006-06-16 17:44:58 · answer #1 · answered by se_roddy 3 · 10⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris IS the head of FEMA. He was just on vacation when the **** started to happen. Not his fault. If had been around he would have cockslapped the hurricane to Cuba where it belonged.
2006-06-17 00:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by k0stiia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wouldn't need to exist--Chuck Norris could just roundhouse kick incoming hurricanes until they started crying and ran back the the African coast.
2006-06-17 00:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by Austin P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We'd listen to crappy 80's synth pop while he kicked Hurricane Katrina down to Colombia. (I apologize to Columbians reading this, I know you're okay, it's just the bad 1980's movies talking.) Then he'd teach the victims karate, get them off the meth and crank, and talk about the Total Gym, and tell you about Jesus Christ. All while recording Dodgeball 2: The Judge Strikes Again.
2006-06-17 00:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by Intentionality 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Chucky was the head of FEMA he would kick the peoples asses for not leaving
2006-06-17 00:48:54 · answer #5 · answered by dragonsaver005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would introduce "Law & Order" (his two legs) to FEMA.
He'd roundhouse kick the FEMA trailers until they drove themselves to New Orleans.
2006-06-17 00:53:04 · answer #6 · answered by amg503 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would say, "Hasta La Vista, Katrina!" (Oh wait, wrong celebrity action hero politician...)
2006-06-17 00:50:51 · answer #7 · answered by roninscribe80 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We all be doomed!!
2006-06-17 00:45:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋