2006-06-16 17:33:16 · 17 answers · asked by Hillbillies are... 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
9/11 sucked, but it's ok to laugh at adversity, Chuck Norris does.
2006-06-16 17:41:41 · update #1
Chuck Norris would have smacked the plane away with his giant...
2006-06-16 17:36:43 · answer #1 · answered by k0stiia 2 · 11⤊ 3⤋
He would have enlisted the help of Jack Bauer. And between the two of them, foiled the evil plot. Chuck Norris would have given a round house kick to the first airplane, knocking it away from the target building.
Jack Bauer would have found a way to influtrate the second plane, regain control from the terrorists who he has already bound,tortured,questioned, and got them to reveal the hiding place of OsamaBinLaden. Then Bauer would have landed the plane safely himself.
On a more somber note....maybe this isn't something to be joking about at all. Hmmmm. Sorry if I offended.
2006-06-16 17:39:25 · answer #2 · answered by momof2kiddos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would've became a bigger celebrity but to be honest he's like the rest of us when it comes down to it even if he made money off of some of the things he did. He's a respectable man even though he's made fun of normally, but if it came to it and you had either Dolly Parton or him saving your ***, you know you'd choose Chuck Norris. Then sex Dolly later LOL
2006-06-16 17:38:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Folks, this is a joke based on sites like: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
In that vein, he'd have jumped onto the planes when they were inches away from the buildings, and roundhouse kicked the terrorists right through the front of the plane so their bodies would absorb the impact.
2006-06-17 06:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by Flyboy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you think would have happened. I sorry that any one was in the WTC on 9-11. how about you ????. just thank about those that were there.
2006-06-16 17:44:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would call a helicopter, land on the plain, beat the whatever out of the terrorists and land the plane in some field (or the airport).
2006-06-16 21:52:17 · answer #6 · answered by nonexistentdog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it prevented him from making further movies, at least something good would have come from 9/11!
2006-06-16 20:12:21 · answer #7 · answered by Tim F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever would have happened, it would have involved:
a roundhouse kick
a moral ethics speech
a nordatrak
and then a big arrogance display
Love is: a roundhouse kick to the face.
2006-06-16 19:31:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you ask something like that? Do you think he would have karate chopped the nose of the plane as it entered the building? Don't be ridiculous, he probably would have died, just like everyone else!
2006-06-16 18:33:44 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would of kicked out a window and ran down the building with a spin move.
2006-06-16 17:41:23 · answer #10 · answered by extramiles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would use his telekinensis and send the plane to the skies and destroy it so that no harm would become of him and USA. Either that or Superman would just has saved the day, or Batman or X-Men.. Name it all
2006-06-17 04:31:52 · answer #11 · answered by gianpaulgauci 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋