2006-06-16 17:30:25 · 18 answers · asked by Hillbillies are... 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Chuck Norris would find him in a nanosecond.
2006-06-16 17:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by se_roddy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris already has found Bin Laden.
2006-06-16 17:33:46 · answer #2 · answered by k0stiia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you would see Chuck riding off toward the Afghan/Pakistani border on a horse into the sunset going after bin Laden...
then two weeks later al-jazera would air a tape of bin Laden and his friends taking turns having their way with a grizzled Chuck Norris tied up and wearing a flowing long blonde whig... and they would probably be saying something like "Next time send someone other than your girlfriend America" in Arabic, while making Norris cry...
2006-06-16 17:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bin Laden could not handle the wrath of ole' Chuck. He would round house kick his way through Al Queda and then shove a pineapple up Bin's bum while giving him the noggie of death. Later, Chuck would become president of the world....
2006-06-16 17:39:02 · answer #4 · answered by chief_clay77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We would fund Bin Laden to destroy Chuck and then get upset when he would use the money against us
2006-06-16 17:34:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck killed Bin Laden the day the $50,000,000 reward was offered and now he wipes his a$$ with $100 dollar bills.
He used to use $20's
2006-06-16 22:59:10 · answer #6 · answered by fight fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris will get shot and killed. If he gets to fight he would of won but against a guy with a machine gun I don't think so.
2006-06-16 17:34:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, get real, Chuck Norris is nothing but an actor
2006-06-16 17:34:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course chuck could find bin laden, but that would take away from his time spent building a time machine to go back and kick some hitler nazi ***, back in 1932.
2006-06-16 17:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck would find him and send him a Total Gym (without the instructions).
2006-06-16 17:36:11 · answer #10 · answered by Sam M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋