It's an old bar-room ballad, based on "Johnnie's so late at the fair"
(chorus)
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
7 little old ladies trapped in the lavat'ry
Stayed there from Monday till Saturday
Nobody knew they were there!
The first was the Bishop of Chichester's daughter,
Who went in to pass some superfluous water.
She pulled on the chain and the rising tide caught her
And nobody knew she was there!
The second was dear old Lobelia Lender
who, trying to cope with a vagrant suspender,
Got all twisted up in the feminine gender
And nobody knew she was there!
The third one was our dear old friend Mrs. Humphrey,
Who wriggled and jiggled and tried to get comfy.
But when she was done she could not get her bum free,
And nobody knew she was there!
What are the other four verses...?
2006-06-16 17:22:03 · 1 answers · asked by cdf-rom 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Dunno. . . but it Rox!!!!!
2006-06-16 17:25:50 · answer #1 · answered by Hannah 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋