can't tell you the number of partial and complete finger amputations i see every week. '36 yr old male, building deck, amputation of distal 1st phalanx from table saw, + ETOH, admits to "2-3 beers"'
2006-06-16 14:55:52 · 20 answers · asked by tweaksmom 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Just to piss off women.
2006-06-16 14:57:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some men (and women too) are just morons, beer is for when the work is done... shots are the way to go to save time on the construction site!
2006-06-16 21:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by UNITool 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they suffer from testosterone poisoning. I've been saying for years that the World Health Organization needs to get involved. This disease affects 50% of the population and something needs to be done!
2006-06-16 21:58:10 · answer #3 · answered by Doodlebug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard of one who got drunk and lifted a lawnmower while it was going. Lost ALL his fingers.
I think it is stupid to play with power tools of any kind while tired or drunk. I even avoid driving if impaired at all. Hand tools are safer if any beer is involved.
2006-06-16 22:01:06 · answer #4 · answered by agropelter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do people insist on smoking a pack of cigarettes each day for 20 years, never exercising and supersizing everything they eat?
Can't tell you how many open heart surgeries I see each week.
2006-06-16 22:01:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, men get a bad rap. I drove up one day to see my sister in law trimming bushes with a chainsaw in one hand and a tumbler of vodka in the other.
2006-06-16 21:58:49 · answer #6 · answered by gabluesmanxlt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They drink booze first to numb the pain in-case of accidents. Plus it helps them to forget their troubles. perhaps woman should drink more beer. Then it wouldn't be just men having accidents. Then we'd have equality.
2006-06-16 22:04:13 · answer #7 · answered by uncle maddog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Were Idiots! Beer goes with any tool?
2006-06-16 21:58:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genetic Brain Damage...It's a man thing...kinda like peeing on an electric fence...
2006-06-16 22:06:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just had a few beers and cut a couple of fingers off with my chainsaw........thought I'd reply while waiting for the ambulance...
2006-06-17 07:08:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2-3 beers?
Was intoxicated? lol
What a lame drinker.
2006-06-16 21:58:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋