Citizen Kane. Casablanca. The Seventh Seal. All great movies, but they all lack a certain something: ninjas.
So which great movies in the past would be improved with the addition of ninjas, and how would you incorporated them into the film?
2006-06-16 13:45:42 · 19 answers · asked by Matt McD 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
My Fair Lady could certainly stand a good ninjaing.
2006-06-16 13:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Since even Jim Jarmush used ninjas at his movie Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai I ll feel free to make a list with films that could be more surreal. I dont know if could be improved also.
Dr. Strangelove : or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Very easily Peter Sellers could play one more role besides the American president, the English officer and the German scientist.
The American Friend. Dennis Hopper stays as he is , but Bruno Ganz formed into a ninja every time he is on a mission.
The Gold Rush. Tell me why Charlie Chaplin never did the ninja.. That could be hilarious.
Nosferatu. A ninja could easy say the same quote that Max Schreck said. "Is this your wife? What a lovely throat."!!
Sherlock Jr. Baster Kiton never laughed in frond of the camera but he was always hilarious. The ninja part looks perfect for him.
Thats it I cant think more now. Sorry that I didnt add Citizen Kane and other great films at the list but right now my inspiration is fücking limited.
2006-06-16 15:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by Styloroc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Die Hard 2: Die Harder.
We all agree that Die Hard = Awesome All The Time. However, Die Hard 2 is very noticeably the worst of the trilogy. So ninjas are sorely needed.
How are they incorporated?
Dennis Franz is secretly a ninja operative out to steal Christmas from the nation's capital. He comes out like Karl did at the end of the first one, in full ninja garb, as John McClane's coming off the runway from destroying the plane.
THE FIGHT IS ON. JOHN MCCLANE V. NINJA DENNIS FRANZ
2006-06-16 13:49:36 · answer #3 · answered by CriminyPete 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think ninjas could improve the story line in all the old west movies.
You know the one were the oil barons are trying to take the ranch away from some good old boys and his Ma and Pa.
2006-06-16 13:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by psych0bug 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gone with the wind, the American Civil War would have been over quicker and with a lot less loss of life and damage.
Tara could have been saved. Rhett and Scarlet could have stayed married.
But we wound have missed those classic phrases, 'Frankly, my Dear, I don't give a damn" or 'As God is my witness, I shall never go hungry again."
2006-06-16 13:54:12 · answer #5 · answered by johnb693 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Titanic could have used some Ninjas, hell would have made being forced to watch it by a chick not a form of torture.
2006-06-16 13:49:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gone with the Wind.
ninjas could have come in when he picked her up against her will and kick his ***
Also the civil war would have been shorter with ninjas involved.
2006-06-16 14:20:21 · answer #7 · answered by keshiaQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charles Chaplin's "Modern Times" can you imagine those ninjas suddenly popping into the assembly line with Charles Chaplin running behind them? :-)
2006-06-16 14:17:55 · answer #8 · answered by p.g 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sound of music could of used some. lol i'm just kidding i love that movie. i don't know. there are so many movies out these days that i have which ones have ninjas and which ones don't! haha just kidding! i'm just playin
2006-06-16 13:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by lil_bit_a_evrythang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Streetcar Named Desire.
2006-06-16 15:38:07 · answer #10 · answered by geejtopia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋