well lets see at the dinner table and hell no i was so proud that one was a special one for someones birthday Nice huh
2006-06-16 11:18:36
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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LOL!!! Some of you guys have some really funny fart stories especially the one about someone doing it in front of someone they had a crush on. I once farted while serving on a jury while a witness was giving testimony. I didnt claim it but people started looking around wondering where it came from.
2006-06-16 11:38:49
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answered by Anonymous
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I was in a head shop in eugene oregon. It was so silent and even more deadly the shop owner had to discretely light some incense. It was only years later the other 3 friends in the store with me knew it was me.
2006-06-16 11:19:48
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answered by phalkor 1
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In gym class. We were doing the Presidental Academic Fitness Test and had to have someone holding our ankles while doing sit-ups. Mine just so happened to be the guy I had a crush on. I mean, he was right there at it, too!
2006-06-16 11:22:33
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answered by Manda Bear 4
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I was 5 years old, standing in line with my father at the bank.
The man in front of me farted and at 5, you can imagine the level of my face and his fart? Anyway, I turned to my father, and in the loudest 5 year old voice you can imagine, I exclaimed, "Daddy,
that man just FARTED!!!
I know it wasn't my fart, but my father has NEVER been so embarassed.
2006-06-16 11:20:32
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answered by not4u2c_yet 4
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In front of a class of high schoolers. Yes, I said, "excuse me" to try to demonstrate good manners. After all, they all knew it was me and they were horrified. They didn't laugh because it was early in the school year and they were still shy. What a first impression!
2006-06-16 11:18:46
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answered by cucumberlarry1 6
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My wife cracked a big one in Wendy's and blamed me. Even though it wasn't mine I might as well claimed it.
2006-06-16 11:20:03
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answered by Ray 7
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Dr. office during exam
couldnt deny it
2006-06-16 11:17:25
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answered by shellshell 4
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Elevator.
No.
2006-06-16 11:18:48
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answered by kitty 1
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I have to say during a climax, i tried to blame her but she didn't believe me
2006-06-16 11:17:47
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answered by Timovgod 3
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While shopping and I blamed it on someone else....lol
2006-06-16 11:18:23
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answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7
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