2006-06-16 11:03:38 · 18 answers · asked by mb3698 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
It is terrible. You get only one Virgin and if you ruin her, that is that.
2006-06-16 11:07:07 · answer #1 · answered by rayhanks2260 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Life in Republican Hell:
Hilary won the presidential election, taxes up to 50%, 75% of taxes going to homeless people. Now easier to just be homeless and jobless than to try to be a productive member of society.
All drugs were legalized but nobody is around to sell them because they're all too busy getting free handouts from the government.
Walmart was shut down her first day in office because "it's just not fair"
Prices of cheap plastic garbage went up by 3000%, stock market crashed because all the corporations were taxed an additional 500% because "they have extra money to help with our homeless problem"
Liberal controlled congress felt sorry for those who lost in the stock market. "It's all the corporations fault." An additional Fault Tax of 300% was added to every corporation and given straight to the people who lost their money in the stock market.
The additional tax was approved by the Fault Undermanagement Control (Subsection) K Oversight Validity Act, also known as the FUCKOVA Act. This new act was applied to any person who owned a company, house, car, and over $100 in cash. Media reports that anyone that actually earned their money will be subjcted to FUCKOVA by the Liberal controlled congress.
Alternatively, another law was passed known as the Beneficial Enduring Now Distressed Oversight Validity Act (also known as BENDOVA). This act creates a new government agency (National Agency of Zionist Imagery or NAZI) that will FUCKOVA anyone that doesn't think that the BENDOVA Act won't work.
2006-06-16 11:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean hell for Republicans, or a Republican hell for liberals?
I would assume it would be 24/7 media blitz from whichever opposing side.
However, to be totally fair, the Republicans sure have turned the tides on the liberals, when it comes to invasion of privacy and tearing down our civil rights.
Oh, and on taxes, too!
Hello?
Can anyone get me out of this liberal/conservative hell we're living in???
Isn't there some kind of purgatory for those of us who are moderate in our political beliefs????
2006-06-16 11:09:45 · answer #3 · answered by docscholl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not believe there is such a place. Hell is Hell! But I will wager that more Liberals will end up in the Fire and Brimstone that God fearing Republicans! Have a good time down there Liberal! DW
2006-06-16 11:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by Jimmy Pete 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, there is no money, so all the things they think are important -- they can't have.
Second, there are no golf courses, so there's no place to brag about all the money they USED to have.
Third, there are a bunch of good-looking men an women there - but you have to cross the border illegally to get to them and Jerry Falwell is there guarding it (yeah, he made it down there) and he sends you to a jury of the religious right if you get caught even thinking about crossing over.
They also monitor your phone calls to make sure there is no phone sex going on.
Finally, your genitals shrink to one-tenth of their original size and you can't buy cigars or fancy sports cars to make up for your shortcomings -- because of rule number one - there's no money.
Now that's Republican hell.
2006-06-16 19:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by Mark F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have 12 hours of Bill O'Reilly followed by 12 hours of Rush Limbaugh. No this won't be recorded it is a live show as both of them are bound for hell as well.
2006-06-16 11:06:23 · answer #6 · answered by se_roddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get to watch porn starring Hillary Clinton and Rush Limbaugh for the rest of eternity
2006-06-16 11:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by mick987g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're surrounded by the liberal harpies going on and on and on, but in hell we can't just click into Yahoo.games. We're stuck listening to it--and Hillary's president.
2006-06-16 11:06:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd probably have to put up with liberal twits like Michael Moore and Al Franken and listen to nonstop liberal lies about how Bush is the worst ever who screwed up everything...more or less the same as we have now.
2006-06-16 11:12:09 · answer #9 · answered by RockHunter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody is there too tell them what to think and they spend the rest of etenity wandering around trying to find a mental manipulator to give them purpose.
2006-06-16 11:43:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being that some seem to have the righteous mindset...you mean they could still go to hell? :P
2006-06-16 11:15:08 · answer #11 · answered by Indigo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋