2006-06-16 08:52:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The other day I was bowling and when I walked up to the line to throw my ball an old man next to me farted sooooo loud. I could barely roll the ball and tried to keep from laughing. It was a squealing one.
2006-06-16 08:56:08 · answer #1 · answered by Hax 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An old woman, and an old man are laying in the bed together. The old woman gets up, and goes to the bathroom. She finally flings the door open dressed naked underneath a trench coat, and opens her coat, and screams playfully " SUPER P*SSY!". The old guy looks at her and says " I'll take the soup!" hahaha, get it...
2006-06-16 15:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by Bizzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday I went to the river with my best friend and my ex-boyfriend. Well my son spilled all his toys out on the ground and I got upset and started yelling at my ex to help me and I said fine! I'll do it myself and I knelt down and totally ripped my shorts. I died. I never had that happen to me. Total Complete Embarrassment.
2006-06-16 15:58:40 · answer #3 · answered by so many to choose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walked in to see the psychiatrist,
The psychiartrist said, "Why the long face?"
2006-06-16 15:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a gas station and asks the cashier for $5 worth of gas so she starts farting..get it? ha ha ha!!!!
2006-06-16 15:55:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you get a tissue to dance??
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put a lil' boogie in it HAHA
2006-06-16 16:07:29 · answer #6 · answered by Cutie Pie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with the light on. lol
2006-06-16 15:58:23 · answer #7 · answered by sadie_oyes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wanna see God laughing??
Tell him your future plans
2006-06-16 16:01:41 · answer #8 · answered by Escucho y respondo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could, but i am in a hurry. ssorrry
2006-06-16 15:55:41 · answer #9 · answered by lookn_4_laffs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blah blah blah lol
2006-06-16 15:55:31 · answer #10 · answered by pure poison 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋