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If you could be an animal, what would it be and why? I need a good laugh!

2006-06-16 08:51:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

Back home in Ireland when we were kids we would sing:

If I were a blackbird, I'd whistle and sing,
And fly over England, and sh*it on the King...............

2006-06-16 08:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0 0

i'd be a monkey so i could need lessly slap peoplein the face and run away. or poop on them. lol, that or a cheetah, or a Perigrine Falcon cause they can fly 175 MPH

2006-06-16 15:55:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would be a lion because there aren't many people in this world stupid enough to piss off a lion and the ones who would deserve to be bit.

2006-06-16 16:47:51 · answer #3 · answered by gettingmadtoday 5 · 0 0

I would be an elephant, so I could squish people!!!! no, that's just evil

I would be a penguin so I could swim through cold water without my nipples getting hard!! yeah!!

2006-06-16 15:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would be a cute puppy because no matter what I do, like chew a expensive pair of shoes, it will look adorable and cute.

2006-06-16 16:09:04 · answer #5 · answered by Megan C 4 · 0 0

I'd be a bird because I've had dreams my whole life about flying.

2006-06-16 15:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i would stay as a human but maybe next life a dolphin they are happy and family orientated

2006-06-16 15:58:11 · answer #7 · answered by T 3 · 0 0

I'd be a cat because they don't take commands from anyone, they are clean and they don't have "dog breath."

2006-06-16 16:07:22 · answer #8 · answered by peachmonk 4 · 0 0

i'd be a bear so i can have an excuse to distroy other peoples things without getting charged with anything.....

2006-06-16 17:44:57 · answer #9 · answered by MidnightSkies 7 · 0 0

I'd be a chichuaua becuase they get spoiled an awful lot.....

2006-06-16 16:40:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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