I once heard that i gave myself HIV while masturbating. Apperently, some of my tailed little men got into a cut on my hand and therefor infected myself. No lie.
2006-06-16 08:08:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
This guy liked me and told everyone I wanted to marry him, but he wouldnt because he was with another girl.. ppl actually believe him!!....I hardly talked to the guy and didnt know he even liked me...he was a weirdo
2006-06-16 08:16:09 · answer #1 · answered by Slinky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard fairly some loopy rumors about myself! all of them are one hundred% real. a million) i'm able to shoot lazer beams out of my eyeballs. 2) I had sex consisting of your mom. 3) i'm the purely man or woman in the international who can kill Chuck Norris. 4) I invented the web, electricity, heavy metal, and doorknobs. 5) I informed Justin Beiber if he ate a pile of canine crap and licked my a$$ i'd make his music commonly used. 6) I fought the regulation and that i received. 7) My tears can remedy maximum cancers. Too undesirable the essence of awesomeness would not cry. 8) i replaced into the lead guitarist of Lynard Skynard, yet keen to leave because I had more desirable suitable activities, like drugs.
2016-10-31 00:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I raped one of my university students (a claim made by her after I had failed her for never coming to class.) Suffice it to say, nothing ever happened to me from a legal point of view, since nothing ever could. But, there were plenty of those around me who believed in the 'no smoke without fire' theory. Not nice. Not nice at all. Especially for my wife and two kids. Being a teacher can be a very dangerous job. Take it from me, after 16 years teaching in universities, there are lots of young people out there whose parents/friends have f**ked with their brains.
2006-06-16 08:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by Superdog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of them was that my female boss and I were lovers (I was a nanny for her 4 kids and her ex-husband told this lie). The other ones came from my ex-husband. He tried to tell everyone I know that I cheated on him (he is the one that cheated most of our 20 years together), that my boss was looking for someone to replace me (she was looking for a backup person in case something happened with me), and that I was going to quit my job because I lived 1/2 hour away and am engaged--that I didn't want to be with the kids anymore because I now have my fiance. I did quit my job nearly a year later, but he wanted people to believe that I was quitting right then. I was lucky that anyone who knows me, knows better and that he was lying. He still tries to talk bad about me to his daughter (who wants nothing to do with him), but she doesn't believe any of it.
2006-06-16 08:45:51 · answer #4 · answered by honey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh! One of my college roommates told people that all I did was sit in my dorm room and watch cartoons all day. (I didn't even have a t.v.) It's not totally outrageous, but it's obviously a blatant lie.
2006-06-16 08:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by Julie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once heard that I was a homosexual and getting it on with one of my close friends.
To say the least, when we caught up with the little f**ker we made him admit in front of everyone that he lied.
After buying the liar a few rounds of vodka shots we took him outside and beat his punk a**!
2006-06-16 08:18:07 · answer #6 · answered by brooklynbornson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best one was that i was pregnant my senior year because i was engaged. Needless to say i weigh 90 ibs...i think they got the clue after i didn't gain any weight that i wasn't really pregnant, i was getting married because i was in love.
2006-06-16 08:22:20 · answer #7 · answered by Shorty3351 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, one time in 10th grade I was kissing one of my friends in my other friend's room, and they all said that we were doing more than kissing and had peanutbutter and jelly involved. It's kind of lame, but I'm glad I don't have a horrible rumour spread about me.
2006-06-16 08:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by MedStudent 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that i had s with an overweight, 47 year old women at work in the mens room.she was missing like two or three teeth.
2006-06-16 08:12:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was told that my boyfriends sister went around at a party i was at and was saying i gave herpes to all 4 of her brothers. But to my face she was all like "omg hi, i love you". It was insane. So i have peoplei didnt even know at the party asking me if i was the "herpes w.hore." Lovely.
2006-06-16 08:11:43 · answer #10 · answered by andrea lynn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋