can anyone give me the lyrics to adam sandler singing "somebody kill me please"?

Question

i think it was on the wedding singer and i want to dedicate it to someone.

Answer 1

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Somebody Kill Me
Performed by Adam Sandler
As Sung in the Wedding Singer

Contributed by Jon Nelson

[Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot.

[Sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're around I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you Linda,
I hope you ******* choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

[Spoken]
Jimmie Morris: He's losing his mind, and I'm reaping all the benefits.



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Answer 2

This Adam Sandler CD Lyrics Archive has a Copyright Warning

Somebody Kill Me
Performed by Adam Sandler
As Sung in the Wedding Singer

Contributed by Jon Nelson

[Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot.

[Sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're around I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you Linda,
I hope you ******* choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

[Spoken]
Jimmie Morris: He's losing his mind, and I'm reaping all the benefits.



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Answer 3

don't listen to linda
if you want some good advice,
just try to remember,
she did it once, she'll do it twice
there's more to her little games,
than your eyes can see,
don't listen to linda,
or you'll end up like me.

don't listen to linda
she said all those things before
she's just a pretender,........... oh, sorry, wrong linda song, never mind.