He Said, She Said-The Prophet Muhammed has the ????

Question

He hailed from the middle eastern afghanistan and rode his first camel when he was about 11. However because he fell from inexperience he bumped his head and thought he went to heavan.10 yrs later i'm told he started feeling a feminine way, and he decided to abolish his girlfriend and him rolling in the hay. 3 yrs after that he decided to wear a thong and then underwent a ( not sex change ) and felt like nothings wrong.He then made his travel to medinna and told his friends just call me tina. But allah punished him severely for having had acted so queerly. He then knew he defiled his religion and went about changing his revision. He felt bad for the acts that he had made & as legend has it he caught the Aids. Six years later down the road he travelled to mecca where i'm told he tried his hand as the prophet but then threw his arm out of socket. He soon went up to heavan from atop that temples attic, where he decided once and for all that he just couldnt hack it?

Answer 1

I've read quite a bit of crap on this forum, but this must just about top the list!!
I am not religious in fact just the opposite, but this is just beyond belief or understanding, you are really a sicko !!
I can only suggest you visit you local vet and get yourself put to sleep.
It's people like you that really cause the hatred that we now have between nations!!

Answer 2

definite, moms/females were blessed with information and so the urn of records has been placed on their heads through God. females through nature are submissive, being concerned, loving, sweet and variety and they look to have more effective faith in God than adult males. per chance, that is therefore that Prophet Muhammed rightly said that paradise lies on the ft of the moms who even even if they have been oppressed and made poorer with the help of their male opposite numbers nonetheless locate time to chit chat with God the Lord of the adverse.Paradise is yet another call for heaven and that is in undemanding words the adverse who see themselves as worth of going to heaven because the wealthy with all his money has no time for God no longer to prepare to chit chat with Him.

Answer 3

Once upon a time I had no feet and then Mohammed came into my life and now i have two nice feet, one on each leg like a normal person.. praise him.

I didn't know all this background on him. I saw a guy in a McDonalds who looked like him, but i always thought he was vegetarian..

Answer 4

You mean Muhmmad had illegal sex?.Very bad.He had more than 26 wives.

Answer 5

Okay then.