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The evidence stares him in the face every morning as he brushes his teeth with his little Hot Wheels electric toothbrush.

2006-06-16 06:25:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

I LOOK LIKE A MILKSHAKE, NOT A DIXIE CUP, TEX. ALSO, I ONLY ACCEPT ANSWERS FROM PEOPLE WHO SHARE MY POINT OF VIEW, TEX. ALSO, WHY DO PEOPLE FROM TEXAS ALWAYS CALL THEMSELVES TEX? PEOPLE FROM IDAHO ARENT KNOWN AS "ID". PEOPLE FROM VERMONT DON'T CALL THEMSELVES "VERMIN". SO WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?.......end of rant.

2006-06-16 06:58:30 · update #1

12 answers

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2006-06-16 06:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You are a complete idiot. Only very small number of Texans are called Tex.

2006-06-16 14:08:33 · answer #2 · answered by shakeragroad_2000 4 · 0 0

I am not sure. A lot of hard core churchies don't believe in evolution. It conflicts to much with the preparation to go to the big Disney land in the sky.

2006-06-16 14:04:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I always thought he looked like a dumbass not a chimpanzee, but close enough. Maybe he thinks he is beautiful?

2006-06-16 13:44:19 · answer #4 · answered by Flower child 2 · 0 0

You look like a fkn Dixie Cup, so , what's your theory?

2006-06-16 13:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by tex 5 · 0 0

Why are you taking up space?

2006-06-16 21:26:36 · answer #6 · answered by rosi l 5 · 0 0

You pick such an easy target, you liberal

2006-06-16 13:28:53 · answer #7 · answered by chamcham 3 · 0 0

Because Karl & Dick tell him not to.

2006-06-16 13:41:47 · answer #8 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 0 0

HEY!!!! How DARE you insult chimpanzee's!!!!!!

2006-06-17 03:28:09 · answer #9 · answered by Pie's_Guy 6 · 0 0

lol!... I guess because it hasn't worked fast enough for him.

2006-06-16 13:30:35 · answer #10 · answered by charleymac 4 · 0 0

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