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just for a bit of fun, any good knock knock jokes?

2006-06-16 06:15:33 · 14 answers · asked by Karina G 2 in Education & Reference Trivia

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I AM NOT HERE...

2006-06-16 06:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by vidodido 3 · 4 0

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Yaw
Yaw Who?
Why are you so excited?

2006-06-16 13:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by ♥iluvfoodnetwork♥ 4 · 0 0

knock knock
whos there
bannanna
bannanna who
knock knock
whos there
bannanna
bannanna who
knock knock
whos there
bannanna
bannanna who
knock knock
whos there
orange
orange who
orange you glad i didnt say bannanna

2006-06-16 17:11:06 · answer #3 · answered by ox 2 · 0 0

Knock, Knock...
Who's There...
Boo....
Boo Who...?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!

2006-06-16 16:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Here's one my father taught me when I was a kid.

Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Friday

Friday Who?

Friday eggs I'm hungry.

2006-06-16 14:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Knock knock!
No reply ! But cries ! Cries of the two ! The two doing jig jig ! You know jig jig ? Him and her !

2006-06-16 14:23:15 · answer #6 · answered by Jimmy 2 · 0 1

KK
WT?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne da battub, I'm Dwowning!

2006-06-19 04:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by frankb 3 · 0 0

Best one by Tom Hanks in 'Catch me if u can' apparently angry with his colleagues......

Tom : Knock, knock..?
Fellow officer: Whoz there?
Tom: Fu*k You!!

2006-06-16 13:22:31 · answer #8 · answered by boredguy 2 · 2 0

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interru....
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

2006-06-16 17:03:32 · answer #9 · answered by MrMonkIsMyIdol 2 · 0 0

knock knock...

who's there?

...gotta gope...

...gotta gope who?

the toilet is down the hall to your right... don't forget to wipe!!!

...get it??? gotta gope who... gotta go poo...

that's my favorite!!! eveytime you use it you have to send me a dollar. All of you!!!

2006-06-16 13:20:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dave's Not Here!!

2006-06-16 13:19:31 · answer #11 · answered by Hold em Rox 6 · 0 0

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