i dont mind what you look like as long as you dont have the aids.
it would be prefrable if your family did not have a history of mental retardation or the clap and peepee does not want to fall off.
2006-06-16 05:13:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Trying to Conceive
hehe, i live in england
i am 28
i am english
i want my own baby
i wont breast feed and dont want girl to breast feed this is bad these days with bad diets of girls and mcdonalds yuck. milk from power and formula is better.
we dont need healthcare here we have free one on nhs unless the labour govenment messes this up to like everything else.
i can look after baby by myself i have good job if a girl can look after baby then so can i. i will still work as most of my job can be done from home. I can stay at home unil baby can go in to daycare. i can get nanny to as i earn lots of money.
i will be good dad cus i am caring and funny and i will be good dad cus i write like baby so baby can understand me hehe,
ted
2006-06-17 03:26:18 · update #1
i have no aids or std
2006-06-17 03:26:43 · update #2
First how old are you? second propose to a girl! you want to do it pure right?
2006-06-16 05:20:17 · answer #1 · answered by Behey 2 · 8⤊ 5⤋
Is English not your first language? Your additional details aren't exactly clear, especially that last phrase about "peepee does not want to fall off..." Huh?
So...
You want a girl (I'd suggest you try a woman- might work better) to get pregnant by you, and give you the baby.
And...
You want this girl/woman to not have AIDS or other STD, no family history of mental retardation...
So what are YOUR credentials?
Where do you live?
Do you have any STD's?
Are you gainfully employed?
Are you going to add "mom" to your insurance while she is pregnant with "your" baby or do you plan to help support her while she's pregnant?
What are your plans for day-care?
How do you plan to provide necessary medical care?
What are your thoughts on discipline?
Are you aware of what being a parent includes? (btw- Being a parent is a 24/7/365 job with a minimum 18-year contract, usually a lifetime career. The "job" starts with about 3 months of being awake every 2 hours for feedings and diaper changes...)
I'd REALLY suggest you get married first- being a parent is enough of a job for two. Having someone there to help out, tag-team with will be invaluable. In addition, every baby should get the benefit of having both a mom AND a dad.
And you could always adopt instead...
2006-06-16 05:39:23 · answer #2 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-16 05:28:26 · answer #3 · answered by Lotus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe u r the 1 with mental retartion bcause no girl is going to have sex w/ u get pregnant then liet u keep the baby so u r retarted
2006-06-16 14:04:56 · answer #4 · answered by little chick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HELL NO! Aint no girl in their right mind is going to let you have sex with them, get them pregnant, and then to top it off, let you keep the baby. I know I would not let you keep the baby let alone have sex with you.
2006-06-16 05:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by anw110784 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I looked at your other questions. Your a funny guy. You should be a comedian.
2006-06-16 05:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by whatdoiknow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heck no! I have a baby i am raising it. Get a gf and keep her and she might let you help raise the kid!
2006-06-16 12:41:43 · answer #7 · answered by mcalano77 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what you ll breastfeed it? Because it does seem you want "the best" for your baby.
2006-06-16 10:25:12 · answer #8 · answered by HarMonia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I don't think my husband will be okay with this.
2006-06-16 08:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by Just me.... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure lol..but i have mental retardation.
2006-06-16 05:14:54 · answer #10 · answered by JOLIE69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋