2006-06-16 04:09:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
This is what I luv about you. You are a man in tune with your bowels.
What is taking a dump to a regular guy, becomes a zen-time to you!
You count how many times in a day you drop the kids off.
You check out the colour and texture.
Awesome!
2006-06-16 08:22:03 · answer #1 · answered by Hippie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A true story: when I was seven, as a Catholic I made my first confession. I never had any 'sins' to confess as I was a 'goody'. However, I heard some of the older boys talking about getting pleasure from their bodies and that it was a sin. I had no idea what they were talking about. However, next time I went to confession the following was said 'Bless me father, for I have sinned, it is two weeks since my last confession. I got pleasure from my body'. 'You did what' the Priest asked. 'Yes Father, I got pleasure from my body'. 'How old are you' he asked. 'Seven' I replied. 'And how did you get this pleasure' he asked. 'I was having a number two and really enjoyed it' I replied. The Priest laughed so much that I left the confession box more confused than when I entered......................a truly religious experience..
2006-06-16 11:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the funniest question I've ever seen in my life! Laughing my *** off here!
If you're serious, it's short for a "bowel movement."
2006-06-16 11:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by Neerdowellian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It certainly is for me, especially after a night of Bud and Mexican food. You can hear me screaming, "Ohhhh, Gawwwwdd!"
But after a night of pasta, it is more like a birthing experience, feels like I'm giving birth to a flagpole.
2006-06-16 12:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
movement is a sort of short-hand for bowel movement, so called because your bowels (large intestine) move (contract, actually) in ejecting the feces.
2006-06-16 21:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh, this is some of your better work. I think when you're having an IBS flareup it's kinda like going to confessional.
2006-06-16 13:07:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely.
Either that, or the sounds are symphonic in nature...
Actually it's because you can feel itmoving thrugh your large intestine...
2006-06-17 15:05:12 · answer #7 · answered by howlettlogan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you want some organ accompianment
2006-06-18 14:07:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally! The earth moves! lol
2006-06-17 16:45:33 · answer #9 · answered by ♪♫♪Ginny♪♫♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno...sounds pretty crazy to me...but one time my best friend's brother-in-law sent her a text pic with his **** on it, and she sent him one back with hers....thought it was pretty funny, but kinda gross as well....who knows!
2006-06-16 11:16:51 · answer #10 · answered by jenn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋