"so say your drivin along, just driving along, la dee da WOO-OOH! and then suddenly a tire is in the middle of the road 'EEEEEEEEEERRRRKKK' I CANT STOP!!!!" BOOOM! CRRAAHH CCCRRRRAAHH! THERES A CLIFF! OH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE!!! NOOO! OH MY GOD I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!! in comes the meat wagon WEEWOO WEEWOO... and the medic gets out and says "OH MY GOD", new guy in the back is puking his guts out, BLUHHHGG BLUUHHHGG..... all because, you wanna save a few extra pennies..." - Tommy Callahan
2006-06-16 13:59:22
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answered by blueyedfaerydoll 4
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Its not a line, but when Richard was inside the gas station getting directions, Tommy was backing the car up to the gas pump and the door was open and he backed up and the door bent backwards. Then he was trying to bend it back. When Richard came out to the car and asked why he didn't get any gas, he said "they were out of gas". Then Richard opened the door and it totally fell off ! Tommy says...."What you do ????" My favorite part !!
2006-06-16 03:44:38
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answered by StarGirl 3
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Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated?
Richard: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right
Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years
Richard: I know, they're called doctors
2006-06-16 03:56:58
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answered by tinks44 4
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Well there are quite a few, but here goes.
1.) I WAS CHECKING THE SPECKS ON THE ROTARY DUR.... I'M RETARDED
2.) WHAT'D YOU DO? (to Richard after he broke the door)
2006-06-16 04:02:50
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answered by BbyGrl80 4
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"Hey Richard! Does this suit make me look fat?"
"No, your face does."
Love that line.
2006-06-16 03:37:32
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answered by Anonymous
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Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta HUG!!
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I can actually hear you getting fatter
2006-06-16 03:37:38
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answered by Albert 6
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Fat Guy in a little coat
2006-06-16 03:36:56
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answered by dinac 4
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Look Richard, I'm a maniac...maniac..oh oh oh
2006-06-16 03:36:57
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answered by Harry D 2
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"but richard, whats happening"
2006-06-16 03:35:53
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answered by Uppy 3
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"fat man in a little coat"
2006-06-16 03:36:43
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answered by justme 2
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