2006-06-16 03:18:15 · 12 answers · asked by jazzygal 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
With the taxes - we are forced to play by their rules.
Bin Laden plays by his own rules.
Cheers!
2006-06-16 03:22:45 · answer #1 · answered by sal the dog 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bin Laden is smarter than the idiot in the white house. His mathematicians are finding the errors in the taxes using computer programs.
2006-06-16 10:44:18 · answer #2 · answered by I_am_me___ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because taxes are delivered to them in nice, sealed envelopes at the same time every year. They would have no trouble capturing Bin Laden if he was dropped in front of the White House hogtied with a bow on his head.
2006-06-16 11:32:59 · answer #3 · answered by Incorrectly Political 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats it you have found the secret, just put the IRS in charge of finding Bin Laden for back taxes, they will get him before the week is over, and it is fri.
2006-06-16 10:45:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess, because the tax errors are on a piece of paper on their desk, and that useless scumbag is hidden somewhere in a few thousand sqaure miles of rugged mountains in a foreign country...
Here's one: how can a record company track down a 9 year old illegally downloading music, but we can't stop ANY of the horrible violent Islamicist websites?
2006-06-16 10:22:48 · answer #5 · answered by Self-Sufficient 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bush Administration knows exactly where Bin Laden is and would not hesitate to kill him under the right circumstances and parade his dead body to the media.
2006-06-16 10:25:12 · answer #6 · answered by Steven D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The government doesn't find the smallest error. They have hundreds of billions in uncollected taxes.
2006-06-16 10:26:50 · answer #7 · answered by Death_Merchant100 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm good question
Might want to ask that scum bag FDR since he is responsible for more than 50% of our taxes.
Oh, never mind. I forgot the *sshole wasn't able to find Hitler and he only killed 30 million people over the course of 10 years.
Next brilliant liberal question!!!!
2006-06-16 10:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by freetyme813 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they can. they are wating until the presidential elections get closer .or bush gets so much heat he has to play the bin laden card
2006-06-16 10:22:39 · answer #9 · answered by dude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't file an income tax return?
2006-06-23 08:49:59 · answer #10 · answered by 63vette 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋