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Men have only two emotions...... HUNGRY and HORNY

If you ever see a man without an erection, make him a sandwich !!!

2006-06-16 02:52:40 · 13 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

13 answers

Put Mayonnaise in/on the sandwich.

I know just what you mean about those sorts of men but that's not like me...honest!

2006-06-16 02:56:26 · answer #1 · answered by The Techie 4 · 3 0

I totally disagree with that. Men experience a vast range of emotions. Most men are very good at not showing them though. Some times we are lazy, or bored, or excited, or happy, etc. If a guy is watching his favourite team on the TV and you don't see him with an erection that doesn't mean he is hungry, it means he is into the game. He most likely won't notice you made him a sandwich, even if he eats it all.

2006-06-16 09:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by TBRMInsanity 6 · 0 0

i can do loads of emotions: hungry, horny, sleepy, angry, sulky, sicky (manflu is about you know, and it's much much worse than anything a woman can get).
Oh and for the sandwich - as long as there is some sort of meat in there anything is good.

2006-06-16 09:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha lol too true! but men have 3 emotions hungry, horney, and tiredness!

2006-06-16 09:58:28 · answer #4 · answered by bettiboop 2 · 0 0

LMAO good one. :D

Bless those men, its true. My boyfriend does actually add one more emotion to that - sleepy.

2006-06-16 09:55:43 · answer #5 · answered by Xenophonix 3 · 0 0

It is nice knowing our emotions.

2006-06-16 10:00:41 · answer #6 · answered by Bob Mukonka 4 · 0 0

I would add tired to the list too

2006-06-16 10:00:50 · answer #7 · answered by welsh_darkhorse 3 · 0 0

I love this!! If only EVERYTHING in life had such an easy answer!

2006-06-16 10:03:08 · answer #8 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0 0

Thanks for the tip.

Any suggestions on what to put on the sandwich maybe?

2006-06-16 09:55:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow!

If you really think that's true, then I feel bad for you.

2006-06-16 09:56:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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