Not much else to say. Thinking about leaving the "lawyering" business. Just can't decide if I'd rather buy a parrot and a funky gun or some black pajamas and nunchucks . . . help me out.
2006-06-16 02:34:00 · 15 answers · asked by in_law_school_send_love 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
While pirate do get to say great things like 'ARRRRR!!' and have a great parrot and gun, but as a ninja you get a great set of pajamas. You cannot argue with a nice comfortable set of pajamas. Go Ninja.
2006-06-16 02:51:43 · answer #1 · answered by Databit42 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first you should finish the lawyering training, as either career path will cause you to require the services of a good lawyer. You could then be a Pinja, or a Ninrate. Get the whole kit and caboodle. Parrot, funky muzzle loading gun, 'chucks, (or even a pair of Chuck Tailors with steel shot in the toes....), sword (both careers need a sword) and of course the black PJs. Hey don't forget to get the parrot his black PJs too. You could train him to say things like "Not today Cato."
2006-06-16 10:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by math_prof 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go the pirate route...you get to travel the seas (and as you mentioned carry a firearm). And of course the parrot! They always seem to pick up the most derogatory terms to repeat, and if you had a parrot in the office it just wouldn't work - put you on a boat with that bird, and you two will fit right in!
Note: Teach the parrot to say "Aaaargh! Tickle me testes!" Your buddies will get a kick out of it and it never gets old. Don't forget the eye patch and the Dramamine. ;)
2006-06-16 09:41:47 · answer #3 · answered by polishedamethyst 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ninja
2006-06-16 09:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by Perawan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pirates - not even a hard decision. Ninjas mostly work at night and alone. Pirates work during the day out in the fresh air and sunshine with all their pirate buddies. Lots of ocean and beaches... fabulous clothes (and if someone doesn't like your outfit you can make them walk the plank -- aaarrrrrrrrr, matey!).
Plus, you get to have a PARROT! :-)
2006-06-16 09:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a no brainer if you were a lawyer: Pirate. You get to keep the booty. What does a ninja have to show for all his trouble? You would never be able to keep up with the code of silence.
2006-06-16 09:41:44 · answer #6 · answered by qnmumyv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think ninjas. Pirate are noisier but they're jolly fellow. You need to have a good singing voice if you want to be one while ninja, you could do anything without anyone knowing it...
2006-06-16 09:39:49 · answer #7 · answered by riverwen2004 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pirate. Ninjas are so last year.
2006-06-16 10:40:48 · answer #8 · answered by jolo4ever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pirate because they =
-treasure
- island
- awesome hats
- have you ever seen a ninja in a happy meal?
- fake wooden legs!
2006-06-16 09:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by Danielle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ninjas, as they practice stealth
2006-06-16 09:36:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋