I've heard it said that the main difference between Conservative men and liberal men is that Conservative men think of sex every 15 minutes and liberal men think of George Bush every 15 minutes. Personally, I forget the guy exists until I hear some liberal start whining about him, but i'm aware of women's existance always..maybe I'm a conservative, not sure.
2006-06-16 02:32:14 · 11 answers · asked by punchpringle 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Liberals are wussies thinking that all the problems in the world will just go away. Conservatives make the problems go away such as Sadaam, Zarqawi and the like.
2006-06-16 02:41:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Conservative man will make love to a woman and then say it was a sin because they are not husband and wife. A liberal will make love to his boyfriend and then blame bush because the liberals wife was with the conservative.
2006-06-16 04:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by mr conservative 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Conservatives have sex in the missionary position only, for purposes of propagation. Anything else is considered dirty. Liberal men are more apt to try new things and enjoy sex more. Same with liberal ladies.
2006-06-16 02:52:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes there is conservative men keep this country free liberal men keeps the Conservative men busy trying to keep it free
2006-06-16 02:39:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My slutty ex-girlfriend said that conservative men aren't very good in bed and do not want to try new things.
She said I was average, which makes sense because I'm a moderate.
2006-06-16 09:33:49 · answer #5 · answered by Discipulo legis, quis cogitat? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Conservatives: Think about sex... with other men.
Liberals think about the world.
2006-06-16 02:38:37 · answer #6 · answered by Kookoo Bananas 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, not sure. According to my boyfriend, he does not think of Bush at all unless the subject is brought up to him. Why waste time thinking about someone who can't think?
2006-06-16 02:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, off-course.
it's like the difference between men and donkeys
2006-06-16 02:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by Ali D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes; i hate when people ask such stupid questions, if they were the same why do they hate each other so much?
2006-06-16 02:36:14 · answer #9 · answered by chicagoan86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are as opposite as night and day.
2006-06-16 02:35:13 · answer #10 · answered by Kitten 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋