How do I gain employment in the culling of seal pups, and will I find friends, and what is the sex-ratio ?

Question

Making friends has always been difficult for me. And girls as well. I think if they meet me at work, they will like me and see my muscles as well. I want a job like everyone else.

Answer 1

I am not sure what sex ratio you mean, the pups or the people?

Try to find a social agency or go to your school's vocational office to find other job choices.

This is a very bad job choice. This is not a job like everyone else. It will label you as a LOSER, girls will not like you at all, and you might have bad dreams and develop post traumatic stress disorder. Then your muscles would wither away, while you lie awake at night, unable to sleep, and experiencing sexual frustration.

Do you REALLY want friends who club helpless baby animals. What if they choose to club you someday?
What if they have bigger muscles than you do?

I am not sure whether you want girls or coworkers (presumably male friends) to admire your muscles.

If you wish to find a nice girlfriend to admire your muscles, this is a poor job choice. Girls LOVE cute baby animals. and would not admire the muscles you build by killing them. Besides I don't think you would meet many girls at this job, working in a remote area.

Unless they are women seal killers, but they may have even bigger muscles than you do. You would not get to admire their muscles very much, because it will be too cold for them to wear sexy dresses. But that might be a good thing, because it may make you feel even more inadequate than you already do.

It is possible that you are especially well suited for this type of work. I suppose then the male/female ratio of seals may become of great interest to you then. In that case vocational guidance will still be of help to you, because I doubt that companies that brutally slaughter baby animals have any higher regard for their employees.

PLEASE, seek vocational and any and ALL other professional guidance available to you.

Answer 2

Sir Paul McCartney and his wife Heather Mills McCartney making international headlines with their controversial mission to stop something they call needless brutality that others say they have to do to live; Sir Paul and Lady Heather are calling on the newly-elected Canadian prime minister to end the annual commercial hunt for seal skins forever. They headed out to the ice flows in the Gulf of St. Lawrence, their visit organized by the Humane Society of the United States.

The U.S. moved to ban the import of seal products in 1972 and the European Union instituted a partial ban in 1983. But, by the mid- 1990s new markets opened up in China and Russia reviving the sealing industry. , because of the subject matter this employement is very disturbing.

Answer 3

There is a singer called Morrissey who absolutely adores people who cull seals - go and see him in concert and be sure to shout 'I want to cull seal pups' in the middle of a quiet song

Answer 4

Get a life and a proper job. You may make some friends but you would make more enemies you cruel person. How would you like it if you or partner had a baby and then someone came and culled it to death.

Answer 5

i can work out how being pregnant could positioned some females off, perhaps you could desire to alter alliances, and decide for a lumberjack instead? a lot of those to be got here across close to seal culling components.

Answer 6

I have some seal pups you could cull. They are all female and i'll be your friend.

Answer 7

Hi Brian the wan*er, so you want to cull seal cubs, hope some one culls you, ya sic fuk

Answer 8

Funny how nobody would be so judgemental if a person said they worked in a meat packing plant. I guess cows aren't cute and cuddly enough to matter.

Answer 9

try a local PETA meeting..I'm certain you'd make a variety of friends there...

I don't reccomend having sex with seal pups though...

Answer 10

i think that people who want to hurt animals are sick what did a seal pup ever do on you eh