what happens?
2006-06-15 20:34:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Bush stares at the table while Osama takes the gun and flies into the walls, destroying them. When asked what he's gonna do about this tragedy, Bush decides to go after the Canola company, 'cuz his 'intelligence' says they've got WMD's (the official codename for oil).
2006-06-15 20:39:18 · answer #1 · answered by Joka 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, Bush and Bin Laden are friends, so they would hold hands and dance around the table. They're both too stupid to notice the gun.
2006-06-16 04:01:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Osama shoots George if there are bullets in the gun. Otherwise he beats George to death with the table.
2006-06-16 03:38:55 · answer #3 · answered by cyanne2ak 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush would want to kill Osama, but Osama trained in guerilla warfare, so I don't think Bush would last very long, unfortunately.
2006-06-16 03:39:48 · answer #4 · answered by Rockstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush shoots the walls and Osama escapes out the holes...
2006-06-16 03:37:19 · answer #5 · answered by jbrill1970 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We inject them wih Sodium pathanlol then wait and listen. If We hear a truth (perhaps platypus venom b/c the former may not work for Osama) then, We make note of it. Then We the people shut the door, lock it- then gas them both for treating us like sheep. Then We shoot ourselves because We come realize we are no better than the both of them.
2006-06-16 03:56:12 · answer #6 · answered by red2queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, dont give us that option. I dread Osama picks up the gun and he does not have the inner moral discussion everytime he face a dilemma
Best would be if GB did it cause after .... ObL he'd get such a bad conciense he'd ... GB too
No, this was ugly!
2006-06-16 03:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by Tones 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bin lauden leaves feet first. A Texan out draws a sheepherder everytime.
2006-06-18 00:31:03 · answer #8 · answered by .45 Peacemaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they get drunk, take the gun and target practice with the empties... since bush is friends w/ the bin laden family.
2006-06-16 03:37:15 · answer #9 · answered by drunkinpoet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cares. As long as we got Osama in a locked room, and someone can eventially kill him. Then hopefully they will cut his head off, videotape it while they are at it, and send both to OPEC via UPS with a note that says LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
2006-06-16 03:38:58 · answer #10 · answered by careercollegestudent69 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋